#Bro help please 127 people is too much

[lebrookestore]

nct 127 as demigods!

authors note: i have no time to even be doing this i don't know where it came from but the pjo brainrot and phase is so real and back with a vengence so please enjoy while i hope i won't be failing my mathematics final. and yes, i absolutely want to write a full fledged fic based on this.

Mark: as a son of Poseiden!

listen...this man is everywhere and is so important that its no surprise he's the child of one of the big three.

has a natural affinity for swordplay.

used to depend on his swordsmanship a lot more than his inherited powers from his father but learned to strike a balance between both as he grew older.

has a very obvious, clearly powerful aura, but he's also Just A Guy.

when he first arrived to camp, everyone thought he was a child of Hypnos actually because he quite literally slept through the first two days he was there due to how exhausted he was.

got claimed on the third day and everyone was shocked (yes he's my Percy stand in and what about it)

doesn't really like how much everyone looks up to him, it makes him scared for the moment that he inevitably disappoints them all - or so he thinks.

bro is clueless for the most part but always manages to pull through and get himself out of any situations (*cough* monsters *cough) he finds himself in.

when he's especially emotionally disturbed or angry, he causes earthquakes.

Johnny: as a son of Hecate!

when he was little he didn't really understand how he could make things simply appear or scenes in front of him change by simply imagining it.

it kept him out of a lot of trouble during his younger years.

manipulation of the mist has always come easy to him, he barely even breaks a sweat.

his weapon is an enchanted spear.

it helps channel his power and helps in physical battle as well, though he tends to rely on his powers more.

the spear was a gift from his mother, the only time he's ever met her or spoken to her.

he tends to make people nervous with so much as a glance.

its not just the fact that he has that demigod aura of power- he's just an intimidating figure.

the air of mystery around him is furthered by how private he is, but he's all smiles and jokes if you're a close friend of his.

knowing how easily he can make someone nervous, Johnny uses it to his advantage often, whether it be to get out of trouble or to get his way.

Taeyong: as a son of Iris!

take a moment to see the vision here folks

he totally has the vibe of a hippie rainbow goddess' son.

was brought to chb when he was fourteen, which is relatively old for a demigod.

the colour of his eyes varies and changes according to his moods and emotions.

when the sun hits his hair it seems like that too changes colour and shifts from one shade to another.

once tried to tie-die his camp half-blood shirt with Jaehyun to make it a little more stylish since the both of them were tired of the bright, unflattering orange. lets just say it did not turn out well.

his weapon of choice is a scimtar - a wicked curved blade.

for someone so peaceful and smiley, he's scary when fighting with his scimtar, quick on his feet and downright deadly. unlike his siblings, who tend to despise conflict, he's one of the best fighters.

like all children of Iris, he can create a rainbow barrier for protection

he possesses photokinesis, a rare power among children of iris, in which he can focus an intense beam of prismatic light which will burn anything it touches.

Doyoung: as a son of Athena!

was taken to camp when he was nine and quickly adapted although he was so young.

the definition of a know-it-all, but its kind of in a lovable way.

he has the habit of rambling so his attempts at sounding all knowledgable tend to come off as dorky a lot of time.

make no mistake though, Doyoung is as cunning and resourceful as they get.

although every child of Athena is talented at battle strategy, Doyoung is the one most of the other campers turn to in times of crisis for guidance through any battle.

spends countless hours reading and studying the old stories of great greek heroes and demigods and his favourite is Odysseus.

is proficient with almost all weapon but usually uses a sword.

his fighting style is more calculated than most, his mind is always racing and thinking about weak spots and dissecting his opponents fighting style and flaws.

although a good fighter, he first and foremost relies on his wit and strategic skills and can make use of whatever is at his disposal to hold his own.

Yuta: as a son of Ares!

competitive little bitch (and we love that for him).

got kicked out of three schools because he would pick fights (and win them).

usually leads during capture the flag.

during battle, there tends to be a somewhat manic glow of delight in his eyes because no matter how dangerous the situation is or how bad the odds are, fighting his what he's the best at.

to him, its an art form.

his weapon of choice is a pair of daggers.

usually children of ares don't opt for small weapons as such, and although he has control over any weapon like Doyoung does - though Yuta's control is more innate and in built- he prefers the versatility his daggers give him.

he's quite deadly with them.

the only person that can take him in a fight is Taeyong, and that is also quite rare.

his fighting skills are enhanced when angry or particularly vengeful.

impulsive when it comes to any sort of fighting - prefers to deal with it head on and directly.

Jaehyun: as a son of Aphrodite!

his birthday is literally on valentines day i will not take criticism about this.

bro is literally stunning.

his weapon of choice is a sword.

a surprisingly competent fighter considering his siblings don't particularly enjoy any form of sparring for the most part, and helps out with teaching the younger campers sword fighting.

has the ability to melt anyone with that pretty boy smile of his.

knows exactly how to win someone over and use his natural charm, but doesn't know how to stop it from going too far, which leads to people falling for him left, right and center.

this doesn't mean he's oblivious to those who like him - make no mistake, he is well aware when someone is crushing on him.

unfortunately, he hasn't quite mastered the art of gently letting someone down, which leads to very awkward moments after some poor soul confesses to him.

thus he unwittingly follows the whole 'heartbreaker' agenda the Aphrodite cabin has, though he doesn't approve of it.

doesn't have charmspeak but can tell when its being used on him.

Jungwoo: as a son of Hephastus!

a literal genius.

could solve college level mathematics in the third grade, but his mother never made that fact known - simply because she knew about his demigod nature, being one of the few mortals who could see through the mist.

she didn't want to attract any more attention than necessary.

first came to camp half blood when he was twelve.

can sense how any sort of mechanism works.

possesses pyrokinesis unlike most children of Hephastus, but it takes a lot out of him.

usually relies on his fire manipulation while fighting, but otherwise makes use of an axe as a weapon.

while he is pretty damn good fighter, he prefers to take a backseat and work behind the scenes on weaponry and creating traps to capture or unarm the enemy.

can easily disarm any traps and can sense them if close by, but can also make traps deadlier.

spends a lot of time in forges.

also loves working with the Hermes' campers to construct devices for pranks for fun.

Haechan: as a son of Apollo!

literal sunshine boy.

must protect at all costs but is honestly quite capable of protecting himself and then some.

his mother is a nurse and with her busy schedule he was left alone at home for the most part when he was younger, so being taken to camp half blood by his satyr when he was 10 seemed like the perfect solution.

chose to be an year-round camper since it was safer that way.

an excellent archer.

isn't much of a healer, but if his siblings need help in the infirmary, he'll assist them.

leans into his musical gifts more - his voice can quite literally make anyone stop in their tracks.

if an especially young demigod shows up at camp, he goes out of his way to make sure they're okay, knowing how daunting it all was when he was their age.

gets along well with the Hermes campers due to his mischievous nature.

his favourite trick is putting a rhyming curse on whoever the victim of his prank is.

[megsssshie]

Simp List

Gojo Satoru

Choso

Toji

Sukuna

Yuji Itadori

Monkey d Luffy

Trafalgar law

Kento Nanami

Ace

Zoro

Deku

Bakugou

Hawks

Dabi

Giyuu

Akaza

Mitsuri

Shinobu

Kanao

Kanae

Sanemi

Tengen

Shigaraki

Junko

Shinra

Kernel Mustang

Eren

Levi

Mikasa

Inumaki

Kirishima

Mr.Aizawa

Most of jjba

Megumi Fushigouro

Killua

Maki

Mai

Mahito

Kageyama

Tsukishima

Daichi

Sugawara

Kuroo

Kenma

Daki

Makio

Hinatsuru

Suma

Armin

Hinata

Sasuke

Naruto

Kakashi

Minato

Lady Nagant

Mt.Lady

Midnight

Hanako

Minamoto Kou

Tsuchigomori Ryūjirou

Rem

Emelia

Tooru Oikawa

Stars and Stripes

Miriko

Tamaki Amajiki

Tamaki Suoh

Sasuke

Ciel Phantomhive

Sebastian

Gon

Lerio

Jean

Spike

Ichigo

Natsu

Gray

Rin Okumura

Mai Sakuajma

Yuuri Katsuki

Esdeath

Erza

Juvia

Mirajane

Mary Satome

Yumeko

Cana

Erina

Karma

Dazai

Kuripika

Light

L

Victor

Edward Elric

Mafuyu

Uenoyama

Yuki

Akihiko

Muruta

Wizard Howl

Wiiliam T Spears

Claude

Jellal

Near

Ken Kanaki

Ban

Minato

Takashi 

Denji

Aki

Ichigo

Misa

Rengoku

Kurapika

Kokshibou

Douma

Mitsukuni Haninozuka

Bennet

Kita

Alois Trancy

Clive

Grell

Undertaker

Meliodas

Raiden Shogun

Yae

[morkleemelon]

nct ideal types 2021 :: dream

127 version | this has been on my mind for a bit and I wanted to write it down- these will consist of confirmed facts and then my own thoughts. the latter part is, as it sounds, strictly from my opinion and observation and may well not be accurate. this is just for fun! proceed~

mark lee:

confirmed: likes someone with long black hair who is nice (on air nct show)

my thoughts:

he moved to korea to train when he was like 13 and has been busy as a bee ever since. I don’t know his life but I feel like he hasn’t really had the chance to date much if at all yet. this brings me to think he would prefer someone who can lead in the relationship

he grew up christian and seems to still hold those ideals. although if he really liked someone it wouldn’t be an issue, this makes me think he would be drawn to someone with similar ideals

he laughs a lot and gets along well with people who are funny (haechan, yuta, jungwoo). I think that he would like someone with a good sense of humor

he doesn’t spend money lavishly and prefers to use what he has (i.e. the jansport backpack, not having youtube premium, keeping all the gifts he receives in his bag). all of this points to him preferring someone modest and not wasteful

mark got jisung a bracelet that costs over $1000 for his birthday (what a good bro I’m cry). he likes songs like ‘I got you’ by Bazzi (mark superm quarantine playlist) which is about spoiling a girl. this all makes me think that although he is frugal for himself, he likes spoiling others and would like to spoil his significant other

From Japan official book vol 1, mark said he wasn’t sure what his ideal first date would be, but he answered that it would be to go to a restaurant and have a good meal because he likes eating. So someone who’s down for simple dates and perhaps also good at cooking (because our boy can’t even make an egg)

From the same magazine, he said he doesn’t care about fashion and would like his partner to “wear what she likes”. Doesn’t seem like he goes for style much!

huang renjun:

confirmed: n/a

my thoughts:

I strongly feel like he would want to feel like the ‘man in the relationship’. he would want to feel protective over his partner and that’s why I think he would adore someone smaller than him

he’s full of chaotic rage energy (in the cutest way that would never actually hurt anybody). to balance out these vibes, renjun would match well with someone calm and sweet

looks-wise besides being a petite person, I can envision someone very cute, probably with shorter, un-dyed hair

renjun is into sci-fi movies and shows and confirmed he believes in aliens (weekly idol). I think he’d be drawn to someone with a big imagination who likes sci-fi as well

lee jeno:

confirmed: n/a

my thoughts:

jeno is really really shy (when he met yeeun from clc to mc together, they said they couldn’t even talk at first because it was so awkward). I think jeno would like someone more outgoing but not overwhelming

I feel like his ideal type is literally like renjun- a little fiesty and literally, little. jeno has mentioned that he loves renjun’s voice too, so perhaps he would be interested in someone with a nice voice

he works out a lot and likes physical activities like biking and going to the gym. I think he’d like someone who values fitness and health too

he loves animals and has 3 cats of his own despite being allergic. because of this, I think he’d like a person who loves animals too

lee haechan:

confirmed: someone with a nice voice/ singing voice. someone with shorter hair

my thoughts:

he’s so extroverted and craves attention from whoever he’s around, and that wouldn’t be an exception for the person he likes. he’d want someone who looks up to him and gives him attention

he’s still really young and even enjoys movies like the kissing booth (I’m sorry I had to bring it up because I think it’s important). ignoring the actual bad parts of that movie, I think he’s interested in that young love, dancing together at the arcade, kissing in the rain, come over to his house in secret, type relationship

haechan seems to be especially close friends with foreign swaggers line (mark, johnny, jaehyun) so I’m thinking that perhaps he likes the western vibe

during oshiete Japan, he and Yuta were the only ones who chose to give three roses to a hypothetical ‘lover’ (they had to choose between 4 types of roses to give). the psychologist said that this means haechan is “flirty and attention-seeking” which makes a lot of sense. this adds to my point that he would like someone who gives him a lot of attention and good reactions

during a recent fansign (1/23?) OP asked “what are things girls do that makes you flattered?” to which he answered “when I did something wrong and get scolded, that scary look makes me flattered”. although it’s a bit awkwardly translated, this insinuates that he likes it when he gets scolded by a girl. *jaemin voice* sexayyy. thus, I’m adding that haechan likes a someone strong headed and not afraid to scold him

na jaemin:

confirmed: n/a

my thoughts:

he has a sort of 180 personality where he’s either really energetic or prefers to be in the background. jeno says that jaemin hardly talks at the dorms after schedules because his social battery is dead. this is classic introvert behavior so I think he would vibe well with someone patient and calm

he’s the sweetest boy and he volunteers often for unicef and was even cast to sm while he was volunteering. he’d appreciate someone who shares similar values and likes helping others

I think he often doesn’t think or worry about himself. he goes out of his way to please others and help others and often disregards what he actually wants because of it (i.e. taking his shirt off at the dream show even though he was uncomfortable I’m so sad poor baby). he needs someone who is thoughtful and who reminds him when it’s time to stop and think of himself

looks-wise, I’m gonna be completely honest when I say I think he doesn’t go for looks. personality and morals are key

his favorite member of snsd is tiffany. he never confirmed if she was his ideal type, but perhaps he’s attracted to her bubbly, girly personality

zhong chenle:

confirmed: he’s only into girls (vlive)

my thoughts:

this may be a stretch, but in a live he was doing, chenle was talking about which member of wayv princesses was the prettiest. he said something along the lines of ‘ew they all looked weird’ but later admitted that kun was probably the only one who ‘looked okay’. kun was snow white which brings me to my first prediction which is that lele likes the classic chinese beauty (black hair, pale skin, elegant, gentle)

chenle loves winning and he loves to be praised. although his mbti shows that he’s an introvert, he would crave the full attention of his s/o. someone who looks only at him

during the from home live, he was asked to act out a scenario where he accidentally ate his girlfriend’s food. haechan (who was acting as the girlfriend) went “buy me 10 more” and chenle just went “okay :)”. ngl, kinda fell in love with him then but this makes me think he’d want someone to spoil

park jisung:

confirmed: likes it when people call him 오빠 (oppa) - take this how you will

my thoughts:

debuting at 14, I’m quite sure he hasn’t had the opportunity to have a relationship yet. this being said, he also seems quite innocent and shy which is why I think he would prefer someone who knows what they’re doing and isn’t afraid to speak their opinion

just from vibes, I think he would wanna be with someone like a best friend to him. someone who’s down to just hang out and talk, play video games and watch movies etc.

he’s quite tall (the tallest in dream) so I think he’d actually be ok with a tall person maybe even around the same height as him

maybe not a definite need, but I feel like he’d be impressed by someone who can dance well since dancing is such a big part of his life

[lvlyhao]

『you’re dating him but he’s not your bias』

reaction fic; NCT Dream

A/N: this is nct dream’s reaction to realizing your bias is not him (and you’re a couple). gender neutral, got way too deep at some points and was NOT meant to be this long. enjoy.

note that english is my second language and i speak mixing slang, accents and spellings from 3283928 places so i did notice there’s practice written with both s and c down there so

just dont mind it pls

also, today’s photo theme is dream looking cute in low quality shots.

𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓼: fluff (♡), angst (❆), comedy (☼), crack (⍢).

𝓦𝓪𝓻��𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: lots of swearing, my tough love for the neos, one mention of cheating that doesn’t actually happen, a couple of mentions of alcohol and drinking, some violence hidden in metaphors, me being chaotic, it got a bit more angsty and darker than i intended, but we do have all happy endings.

word count: 6.8K

pairing: nct dream members x reader ( includes mark, renjun, jeno, haechan, jaemin, chenle, jisung)

disclaimer: the characters in the story below do not reflect real people or present real facts. this is purely fictional, and you may not copy, change, translate or repost my work in any way. all rights reserved © cherry-hyejin 2021.

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Mark

oh, poor baby

i feel like he would be a little heartbroken 

just a little

not so much if it’s someone from dream, because they’re his little brothers, but if it’s one of his hyungs from 127 or wayv,,,,,

boy might cry

he’s not super dramatic about it or anything but i don’t see him as being super confident about himself

so he might think like

“do they think he’s cooler than me?”

and it’s silly, yes, he knows

but it’s just something that pops up in his mind sometimes when you bring him up

so for the sake of this fanfic let’s pretend you’re johnny biased

because gods know i am

at least when it comes to 127

mark would be divided into fanboying with you and being like “YO, HE’S THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD YOU AGREE”

and

“a h”

<gives you a little tiny smile to cover up the sound of his heart breaking>

would constantly try to get closer to you when johnny is around, and just

showing off in little (kinda dumb) ways

complimenting you

being even more whipped than usual

like yes he’ll give you all of his watermelon slices just please don’t look at johnny like that again

i think johnny would kind of play into it with the whole “imma steal your s/o” thing

and he doesn’t do it to make mark jealous or hurt

we know he’d rather get hit by a train than ever actually upsetting his son on purpose

but we also know he’s johnny

cue “OH DUDE HE’S FLIRTING”

so yeah he might call you lil pet names (beautiful, cutie, you get it)

just to see you giggle 

(and see your soul leave your body)

might say he’s taking you out for dinner when he’s just driving you to get more ice cream for a movie night with the gang lol

and winks

expect a lot of winks

anywhere and anytime

which makes mark sometimes feel like he’s intruding???

and that you appreciate johnny more than him???

he genuinely doesn’t understand how you can date him and still not have him as your bias

don’t you like, love him above everyone else or smth lol

his “showing off” phase eventually fades tho

now every time you hang you with the boys and johnny is around, he’ll be a bit more distant 

he thinks he’s giving you space to interact with his friends but he’s just shying away from competing with one of his favourite people ever

and it’s a competition that Does Not Exist™

but he’s not 100% aware of that

and you’re not that dense 

so ofc you notice

and you wait till you two are alone to talk to him, and he BEGRUDGINGLY admits that you being johnny biased makes him feel kinda small and unimportant

he’d never try to make you change your bias or anything

he just needs reminders that he’s your #1 boy sometimes

which is fine by you

and by him

cus now it’s you calling him pet names all the time

and hugging him

and kissing his cheek

and praising his work

and blowing kisses from across the room

and just telling him straight up that no matter what, you’ll always go to him

(not that you ever had any chance with johnny lmao)

THIS GOES TO SHOW COMMUNICATING IS KEY, CHILDREN

COMMUNICATE

Renjun

wym donghyuck is your bias lol

literally are you fucking kidding him

don’t get me wrong ok

everyone knows renjun loves haechan

they’re bffs and could not live without each other

but at the same time,,,

what is wrong with you

who did he choose as his s/o gods help him

if it was jeno, or mark, or jaehyun, or winwin, or kun, or lucas, or yuta, or taeyong, or ten, or,,,,

literally ANY of his other members

he’d understand your point and be like “ok fine”

but haechan???? hmmm bestie no

he’s not gonna throw a fit

not after the first time you told him anyways

HE WAS SURPRISED OKAY

and he just whined very loudly after having laughed for 5 minutes thinking it was a joke

<flashbacks of that one time he had to sing the ottoke song with haechan on weekly idol>

if you don’t know that iconic scene, renjun had a whole ass meltdown in 3 seconds while yelling “aAAAAAH JINJJAAAAA” and getting ready to punch the living shit out of hyuck

for no reason other than the fact that it’s haechan we’re talking about and injun’s little body is filled with rage

BACK ON TRACK

would probably try to act all cool about it and be like “i don’t mind” but bruh does he mind

and it doesn’t help that haechan is such a little shit about it

he doesn’t even flirt with you

he just

constantly reminds renjun that he’s your bias—not him—and then constantly praises himself over you

“ah, y/n~ did you choose me as your bias because i’m the best vocalist? or was it because i’m the best dancer? mAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY OH SO BROAD SHOULDERS—”

(pause for injun to punch him)

(unpaused)

and ok in the beginning it was funny seeing him all worked up but now it’s just annoying to be in the same room as these two

haechan won’t let either of you live

and renjun just wants to

fight

so it eventually gets to the point where you’ll talk to renjun and jeno will talk to hyuck cus even the other dreamies are tired of it

except maybe for chenle, he always laughs his ass off when they start bickering

ANYWAY

your conversation goes something like “oh my god renjun i’m literally dating you, i don’t like haechan better or anything you little pile of fury”

while jeno sits hyuck down in front of him and jaemin and just

“bro why are you like this”

“bro”

no but renjun would apologize for going overboard with his protectiveness and jealous energy because he’s not generally like that

he’s angry all the time but never about something involving you, you know

he tries his best to treat you like the royalty you are

but something about hyuck being your bias makes him feel a bit like a castaway???

he’s very creative and as an artsy kid myself i know we’re very prone to feeling left out because we’re just different from the others

so he’d think maybe haechan really has a better voice

or better dancing skills

or he looks better

he is taller than injun after all, and has broader shoulders, and his hair is all fluffy and—

the whole thing just made him insecure about things he had settled with himself long ago

he was fine with being him

but not so much when it came to that

i don’t think you two would fight over it cus tbh i think renjun would really only get with someone who can be very understanding of him

and i think hyuck would actually apologize to renjun too

not when everyone’s around but like, maybe after dinner or something and he just needs to feel like they’re besties again

hyuck never meant for things to get out of control

he just really likes both injun and you as his friends, and aside from skinship his most prominent love language is,,,

teasing

he was really just trying (very poorly) to grow closer to the person his best friend loves so much—you—because renjun is SUCH a big part of his life it would just feel wrong to not be good friends with you as well

don’t tell them i said this but they hug it out

injun strikes me as someone that could take a bit of time to bounce back from something that hurt his pride or his sense of belonging

and his way of healing and bonding is just,,,

art

sure, keep being haechan biased, but also please read with him

and talk about his fantastic animal creations

and watch those buzzfeed unsolved alien theory videos because he really wants to discuss it and maybe even draw what he thinks the aliens look like

hyuck tones it down, you make sure renjun knows you like him for him, renjun starts to (secretly) appreciate hyuck’s talent along with you...

and now let’s take a moment to imagine the minute you watch their latest mv with injun by your side

and yes okay the first thing you see is CLEARLY how good renjun looks because holy fucking shit he’s an angel (and i’m clearly not renjun biased)

but then,,,,,,

wAS THAT A HAECHAN HIGH NOTE

(there’s always a haechan high note, just look for it)

and ok maybe he did scream a bit with you because of how good it all sounded

and you know what, it works out perfectly bc you two are my new otp and you were meant for each other

but we do have to mention the eventual happening of chenle saying like “oOoOoOoH y/N wErE yOu dRoOliNg oVeR hAeChAn AgAiN” after a special stage

and then you, injun and hyuck all attempt to choke him

i’m kidding

or not

Jeno

ah, lee jeno

aka samoyed boi

yes i do call him that no i will not stop

everyone is always writing jeno as being super protective and literally about to burst a lung if someone else ever does as much as look at you

but i just 

don’t see him that way

he’s a taurus and from what i know about taurus they can be v v jealous, yes, but they mainly seek comfort

so he’s fine with you biasing jaemin

as long as you’re not ditching him or anything lol

and ok, imma be 100% honest here even if it sounds like literal no fun (jenojaem wink wonk)

jaemin doesn’t flirt with you

not any more than he flirts with

every other breathing creature

ever

he’s really only platonically interested in you, never remotely romantic or anything lol

on the other side, he is in love with jeno

basically, if jaemin is your bias, jeno is his

so nothing really changes

we know how nomin are, okay

they hold hands, they stare deeply into each other eyes, they nearly kiss at least once every time they go live

it's just them

you gotta respect it bruh

i know this is the most boring reaction ever so let’s create the one (1) instance where jeno would actually dislike that you bias someone else

i think he would feel a bit hurt if you seemed to be more supportive of jaemin’s work than his

and it’s not something big or on purpose

it’s just something like going with him to a recording session but not going with jeno because you have homework

or after a very busy practise day going to praise jaemin first

even if it’s just three words

“you did good”

and then you’re going towards him, he’s gonna feel like maybe he doesn’t deserve your praise as much as nana????

i actually feel like, among the dreamies, jeno is the least confident one when it comes to his performance

he knows he’s not an awful rapper or anything but i think it can be a bit too much, being around such bright and huge presences like the others while his nickname literally means “no fun”

his members are just so loud and full of energy most of the time

and sometimes he just really needs to be quiet and observe in silence 

(yes i do know he’s chaotic and a crackhead, i’m just saying as we know he can be a bit introspective)

so what if you just

stopped seeing him?

did he become invisible to you?

did you finally fall for jaemin’s beautiful smile and stupid pick-up lines?

he’s not gonna let it show that he’s affected, though

earth signs are nearly always the ones to “stay strong” because we have this image that people are relying on us???

so we do what we do

bottle everything up and overwork ourselves bc we only got two modes

1. chill, super balanced and down to earth (ay for the pun)

2. please make us take a break we’re literally about to cry if we work for one more minute but we can’t allow ourselves to fucking take it easy

so yes you’ve guessed correctly, we’re going with 2

jeno is going to go so, SO hard on everything he does 

literally every single activity you can think of from dance practice to photoshoots to cooking for the dreamies

he stays up later than usual to get that one tricky move in the choreo just right

he works out more because he thinks he has to look absolutely perfect for when they shoot the mv

jisung asked for ramen? he’s making it but you bet your ass he’s spending over 40 minutes just chopping so

many

vegetables

AND STUFF THAT JISUNG WON’T EVEN EAT

but he’s doing it anyway for the reason being that it just has to be the Best™

and it’s not like he’s competing with anyone else to be diligent

this is just about being better than he was and showing himself—and maybe you—how painstakingly hardworking and driven he can be

maybe then you’re gonna acknowledge him as much as you acknowledge nana :((

:(((((

writing this is making me downright sad, jeno is so underrated and unaware of his power UGH

and i need to point out this is NOT about making you change your bias from jaemin to him, this is solely about having you recognize his efforts, even if you already do

if you just thought jeno was like going off in work because it was asked of him to, jaemin would DEF notice and talk to you about it

turns out it’s a habit of jeno to go extra hard sometimes and he needs someone to make him take a break

so it goes down like you breaking into the practice room when jeno and jisung were practising

the first reaction is confusion

the second is oh hey babe how are you

third is

a-are you dragging jeno and his bag out of the door while screeching at jisung to order pizza and doughnuts for everyone??

yes you are and i’m proud of you

so jeno is still confused and making those cute “hUh” noises he does omg i love him so much

and you’re just rambling about how much of an amazing artist he is, and you love his voice, and he’s a fantastic dancer, and his expressions and gestures are on point, and he takes such good care of the dreamies and

he’s perfect

and he knows jaemin must have talked to you, and he feels so vulnerable to have you know how on edge he’s been

baby boy just needs some rest

and that’s exactly what you give him, with a bath full of those fancy bath bombs and flower petals and candles at your house/apt

then a quick sheet mask while you massage his shoulders and keep saying how much you genuinely admire him

the mask might be ruined cus he started crying out of exhaustion

after that’s been done and you’ve hugged for at least like 5 min nonstop, you head over to the dorms, where hyuck was in charge of setting up a blanket fort while mork and nana gather board games, jisung gets the food and chenle

well chenle just had to make sure jisung doesn’t forget to order for someone and doesn’t break like 10 plates trying to set the table lol

this is way longer than the others so imma wrap it up

make it obvious and loud that you see and respect jeno’s hard work and he’ll be alright again

and maybe make those game nights a weekly thing when possible, it would make him very happy

he’ll never again feel sad when you praise jaemin cus now he’s sure he does enough, and above all, he is enough

Haechan

haechan = full sun

why would you ever bias someone when you’re dating the goddamned sun

does not understand

but also does not care that much

actually, one out of two really depending on who your bias is

if it’s one of the members he has that tom/jerry relationship with, prepare for so

much

complaining

and clinging

AND HE’D BE SO LOUD OH MY FUCKING GOD

donghyuck please stop screaming about doyoung not deserving to be your baby’s bias, it’s 2 am

on the other hand, if it’s one of the (few) members he,,,

adores with all of his heart and is not afraid to show it

ex: sungchan, jaehyun, taeil and yang2x

then you can bet he’s going to be right beside you whenever you feel like throwing a fit because he’s just so handsome and talented

IF IT’S MARK OSHDISJD

i’m going to write you as being mark biased ok? ok

i honestly don’t know if he’d feel more jealous of mark or of you

he loves you both

a lot,,,,

and he really doesn’t like it when mark blushes when you compliment him

and he doesn’t like it when mark literally just walks past you and you trip over your feet because bro tf u doing, that’s some embarrassing shit

lowkey done with you two

but also PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION

or don’t, he’s fine either way (cue crossed arms and staring at you from across the room until you come give him a kiss)

“he’s pretty cute but i’m cuter right baby”

pouty pouty pouty if he ever feels neglected

will be so fucking annoying lmao i can’t write haechan, i love him but i do understand why renjun is always trying to beat him up

he’d be a show-off in a different way than mark because he can be so petty

will take every chance he gets to pull a one-liner

will sing everything he has to say just so you know he can hit those high notes

what do you mean dream doesn’t have a schedule today

oh man, he could swear they did

because that is the sole reason why he’s wearing his most expensive clothes and shoes + makeup to walk around the dorms, yes

no he doesn’t want to impress you

shut up

will text you like every single fancam he sees on twitter

every

single 

one

and are they mark’s?

lol no, they’re his

he is so genuinely trying to make you a member of his sunflower cult 

<whispers> “tell me i’m your bias” 

“donghyuck what the actual hell why are you standing at the end of my bed in the middle of the night like a fucking demon child”

he really wants to act all cool and composed but he wants to be your bias so fucking bad

he’s a bad bitch all around and just does whatever

cus haechan privilege

and he tends to not care about what people say and think???

bc he knows he’s lee donghyuck

he’s fully aware of the effect he has on people

but you

not biasing him

naw, he can’t take it

will do anything and everything he can to make you say, JUST ONE TIME, he’s your bias

then you can go back to loving (his) mark

so for your sake, for his sake, for mark’s sake

just give donghyuck what he wants

i can promise he’ll keep being an ass no matter what you do

like yeah did you just buy him coffee and his favourite cake? well that’s sweet but iS HE YOUR BIAS YET

“aw babe thanks so much for taking a bullet for me but now please say i’m your bias”

if you still don’t do it, it’s time to be extra petty

will actually drop you for mark

his logic is something like: he can’t be your bias? pity, so he’s just gonna date him instead

and mark is mark so he has no idea what’s going on

everyone in 127 and dream finds this absolutely hilarious cus suddenly donghyuck seems to be doing his best to win over mark’s heart and i mean more than usual???? and he’s treating you like his bro????

<you leaving the dorms to go to uni or smth so you go to hyuck for a goodbye kiss> “no can do, i’m committed”

“i’m your partner”

“no that’s mark”

it’s not 100% a joke when i say i can see him getting down in one knee to propose to mark while making eye contact with you to

assert his dominance

and mark is just

“dude

what HAHAHA”

and you are so done, i’m so sorry you have to go through that bby

i don’t think there’s another way to fix haechan other than just admitting he was your bias for an era, or a comeback or something

like yeah with the other dreamies before him it’s bonding + healing time bc i wrote it all kinda angsty (lol sorry) but with donghyuck

no

“will you stop this if i say you were my bias during reload era”

“mark wasn’t in dream that era tho”

“yes i know”

i say he’s gonna take what he can get and now things can finally go back to normal

with the exception that something else comes along with hyuck being satisfied with you biasing him

he just has a full pass to fanboy over mark now too

what am i talking about?

new 127 mv is out

you: watching it beside haechan and going off about how pretty mark looks

him: going off even harder bc he’s whipped too

this is what a happy couple looks like 

but now i pity mark because he has you two idiots fanboying over him irl

savemork2021

Jaemin

nana is just such a chill and fun guy

i can’t see him being actually jealous or anything if he finds out you bias someone else

and so the two of you become insufferable together

bitch, i’m telling you

he (ur bias) is not gonna have one peaceful day ever again in his entire life

cus you know the thing jaemin does where he just looks at someone doing some random shit and goes “oOoOoH sExY”

yes that thing

he’s doing it to your bias 

and you’re doing it too

and your bias probably wants to run away to some very far away land

PLEASE IF IT’S JISUNG

i’m not gonna write this whole thing as if you bias him but let’s just imagine

two fully grown people

pilling on top of poor, poor park jisung playing games on his phone

“URI JISUNGIEEEEEE

MWOYA, MWOYAAAA~"

i genuinely think he would avoid being around you two at the same time

cus individually he can handle it

like yes y/n please let me go this hug has lasted for about 4 minutes now

or oh hi jaemin hyung my cheeks hurt when you pinch them that hard

but when you two are together

bruh

a power couple not bc you two are v confident or some shit but bc you can and will be extremely affectionate towards anyone that comes too close

and now let’s talk about how it would be if you biased jaehyun

jaemin loves jaehyun

they’re 2jae

2jae are soulmates

therefore,,,, it’s also kinda hellish but in a different way???

bc 2jae are on the end of that spectrum about the neos that know how in love the entire world is with them

they’re too powerful

they’re aware of their charm and they do everything they can to rub it in our faces

so the flirting between 2jae and you would be insane

and i mean insane

insane as in even johnny is kinda disgusted tbh bc

they’re doing a photo shoot with the 23 of them for some shit, idk don’t ask me

and of course, you had to tag along

but oh my god you three, please stop calling each other sexy/hot in weird voices now, the staff is staring

there are def rumours the 3 of you are a poly couple lmao

jaehyun denies everything on social media (throwback to saying “no way lol” when we asked if he REALLY slept in the same bed as jungwoo)

but every piece of content there is of you and jaemin or you and jaehyun or just them is so ridiculously flirty

you can bet there are compilations on youtube like 

“y/n being in love with 2jae for 8 minutes heterosexual”

ok i was having way too much fun with that, moving on

i don’t think he’d ever be actually upset about you biasing someone else

he trusts you and treasures you a lot so he doesn’t see the problem in you also appreciating another one of his members

bc gods know he does

he’s a bit in love with everyone so why shouldn’t you be too lol

one time he would feel a bit blue because of it???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i think it’s possible he’d turn pouty or whiny or just kinda needy (not in a bad way, he just misses you) when he’s like

done with people

and needs some time away from everything

we know he’s an introvert, even if he acts very, very loud around the boys and it’s honestly just a matter of time until an introvert grows tired of being around humans

it depends on each person, of course, but there’s a 99% chance every once in a while he’ll start to feel too drained

and he’ll need a break to get his energy back

jaemin would probably want you around even when he feels like that, though

i see you being such a big source of comfort for him in a relationship

he enjoys taking care of people so please take care of him too

and for just this one day don’t talk about your bias that much, or don’t leave nana to go over to him to chat

and just cuddle him a lot

that will make him a smiley baby again

and then things are back to how they normally are

and by that i mean most neos hiding from you because they’re scared 

i don’t have a lot to say aside from that so let’s think about the neos that would be the most intimidated by your shared thot aura

dotae would be confused in different ways lol

taeyong would be just ????????????blush/awkward smile/hahaha??????

and doyoung might actually ask what is wrong with you

<points to jeno and his s/o> “why can’t you be like them”

mark would laugh-scream and slap his knee into oblivion whenever you two are cornering him

but then go super shy and be like “dUDE DON’T DO THAT”

resident confident gay jungwoo would rejoice in the attention and make so many goddamned jokes

a literal comedian i love him

i think sicheng and renjun would be on the same wavelength of repugnance towards you lol

chenle would deadass call you weird and tell you to leave him alone

shotaro and kun might faint (or kun will panic-scold you)

taeil is as confused by affection as usual (have you seen the face he makes when haechan kisses him LMFAO he’s smiling but like wondering wtf happened on the inside)

ten is not very amused but might play into it

yangyang: that’s disgusting, man (cue flashbacks to that live with renjun after the from home stage where renjun pretended to lick his hand and slick his hair back,,, catboy injun,,, you know the one)

xiaojun and hendery are such panicked gays they just turn to stare at whoever else is around and make that “help” expression like they’re on the office

haechan is haechan, kinda doesn’t mind it

jeno is used to dealing with this at this point

lucas and yuta love the attention but while yuta will flirt right back lucas is just gonna smile and try to jop his way out of there while screaming

sungchan will go hide behind haechan and say “hyung they’re being dumbasses again”

this turned into ‘how would nct react to you and jaemin being super flirty together’ and i’m not sorry

Chenle

chenle is so fun to write i love him lmao

okay so

he doesn’t strike me as the possessive type with anyone other than jisung (bc i swear he can be a bit jelly towards his bestie but i think it comes with sungie being the sweetest bean ever, he’s just protective)

he’s such a ray of sunshine and witty jokes and dolphin laughter i love him

back to the plot

he literally couldn’t care less about you biasing someone else

b u t

i will say there’s an exception

this exception is tall, kinda lanky, very awkward and born on the 5th of february

you’ve guessed it, it’s jisung

i think most of the time he’d tease THE SHIT out of you for it because c’mon

you had 22 chances not to mess up

and you still somehow ended up biasing jisung? lol do better next time

and this is not me and chenle hating on jisung, please—

he’d just find it funny that your bias is his best friend and

hold the fuck up

your bias is his best friend

oH NO NO NO NO NO

i think after realizing that he would lowkey try to keep you two apart because he’s somehow jealous of both????

and if he can’t help it then you can bet your ass he will be screaming all along

it’s his sweet, dummy jisung

with his sweeter and dummier y/n

what is he going to do

probably has a mini-breakdown with kun because like he’s always wanted you two to get along bUT NOT LIKE THAT

kun will just sigh like the tired father he is and pet his back while saying “there, there”

and a genius idea is going to come to chenle’s mind

you know the teasing thing?

well it’s upgrade time

he’s gonna turn into such a try-hard with tmi and embarrassing shit you two have done

and he’s not trying to stop you from being friends

he just wants you to like

know who you’re befriending

bc i think since he’s really really close to jisung, he doesn’t want you getting closer to him bc you like his idol side alone

and he doesn’t want jisung getting close to you just because you’re his partner either

if you had high hopes for each other and ended up kinda falling face-first into the ground bc it was nothing like you had imagined—

he’d be so broken

because he loves you so much :((((

so like, if you can get past the teasing and annoying barrier he’s putting up, he’ll be more than happy to have two of the most important people in his life being buddies

so get ready for it

if you’re the type of person to go batshit crazy when you drink, oh boy, oh boy

so you and the dreamies are just having dinner when lele feels like it’s the perfect time to disclose some of your drunken adventures

“hey y/n”

“yeah babe?”

“remember that time you got really really drunk on vodka and candy and wanted to call your mom”

“chenle the hell don’t talk ab—”

“but then you tried using the microwave as a phone”

“...”

“...”

“or that other time you were equally as drunk and watched the make a wish mv and cried because you noticed the height difference between xiaojun hyung and lucas hyung”

yeah so now’s the part you get up to chase him around the dorms and try to land a kick

BUT WORRY NOT, HE’LL MAKE SURE TO EMBARRASS JISUNG JUST AS MUCH

he likes doing that when it’s just the three of you though

so picture this

movie night the girls boys

chenle would 100% pick the most terrifying horror movie he can find so that he could see jisung clinging to whoever’s closest to him

and then right before a jumpscare, he’d whisper like

“jisung”

“w-what”

“why don’t you do that thing you were doing while you slept last night”

(honestly, i’d be mildly scared if i heard lele say this with no context at all)

and then the jumpscare happens and jisung is nearly fainting and crying at the same time

but chenle is laughing

and trying to get out what he wants to tell you between wheezes

“he-he” <dolphin wheeze> “hE WAS SINGING CHEER UP BY TWICE WHILE SLEEPING” <more wheezes>

and look this is just gonna go on for weeks until you and jisung are over it

and stop being weird and awkward around each other

lele needs you two to be bros ok

so be bros

once you do adapt to being pals with your bias i think chenle would take the teasing down a notch just to make you more comfortable

and like he’s so happy now the three of you can hang out and there’s just no tension

happy chenle is the thing i love the most i swear to gods

and if you don’t adapt to it?

well,,,

i honestly think he’d be pretty disappointed, cus it means to him one of you isn’t ready to fully embrace the weirdness within????

and like what u scared of

jisung is a weirdo, what about it, so are you

either that or he’d think you’re maybe being judgemental

so yeah please accept jisungie and your dumbass boyfriend

then everyone can be besties

i love thinking about the three of you as just this hellbound chaotic trio

because chenji already wreak havoc wherever they go as the two of them

but now that you’re coming along,,,,

no neo would escape from your pranks ever again (and even members of other groups lmfao watch out sehun, i’m talking to you)

and it’s so incredible infuriating in a good way that it just turns to be endearing

you’re cute as fuck so no one gets actually mad with the shit you pull????

which is dangerous, someone should really keep an eye out on the three of you 

we don’t need sm to be on fire

well we kinda do cus they’re pretty bad but not my point

i said somewhere above that chenle would tone the teasing down but i don’t mean he’d stop

bc c’mon guys

he’s chenle

no limits here

but sorry, i really cannot write jealous!chenle cus his heart is just too pure and filled with joy for him to be jealous for real

last scenario?

chenle after a comeback stage: ya y/n, i was gonna ask how was my performance today but you were probably more focused on jisung’s arms right

jisung is choking on water somewhere behind you

Jisung

it’s maknae time <plays i.n’s maknae on top>

i don’t mean to picture jisung as being like

ridiculously innocent or just downright naive because i really dislike it when people do that

he’s a literal 19 yo and jaemin himself has said he’s not as innocent as we think lol

however

i do see him as being quite new to all things love 

i think you’d probably be his first partner and with first relationships comes a lot of other firsts

first kiss maybe, first time holding hands, first time being jealous….

first time being jealous, yes, focus on that

i don’t think jisung would be aware that like

you not biasing him is even a possibility

cuz you’re dating

doesn’t that come along????

ah poor baby i love him

if you biased chenle i think he’d be just

disgusted and weirded out but okay?? you do you i guess???

he’s comfortable enough with lele to not feel intimidated

but if it’s another member

ESPECIALLY one of the oldest ones

i think it would be a blow straight to his confidence 

you biasing ten, kun, taeil, taeyong, doyoung or johnny and maybe yuta would make him feel a bit hesitant and concerned

his first thought would probably be that you don’t like being with someone as young as him

and who knows, maybe you’re even younger than him, maybe you’re the same age, but what if you actually like older guys??

what about him then???

and jisung doesn’t mean to feel so worried and insecure, ok, pls understand where i’m coming from

first relationships normally take like a very long time to build trust and acceptance of the other person’s feelings bc it’s literally a whole new world for you

and that goes extra hard for jisung because he is so fucking whipped for you it’s still hard to believe you like him as much

and it absolutely does not cross his mind that you’d cheat on him with your bias, GODS NO

he really respects you and his hyungs 

so no, never

that’s not a thing that can happen

but you realize you’re too good for him and maybe see he doesn’t fit your ideal type?

well, yes, that’s what he’s thinking

probably goes straight to chenle or renjun (he talks about renjun so much asjahj) to vent and ask for advice

i think they’d be surprised to see what’s going on inside his pretty little head because it’s so obvious for everyone that you just adore jisung

and they do tell him that

however, i don’t think it would completely calm his nerves, and again, this has nothing to do with not trusting you

it’s just that

his hyungs are so cool…

HE CAN’T HELP IT OK

would probably try to mirror your bias (i’m saying it’s taeyong for the sake of what i’ve imagined ok) and like

grasp onto some of his qualities?

so in his mind taeyong is: nice, sweet, caring, amazing, perfect, smart, perfect, sexy, mature and did i mention perfect

i can see him trying some new rap styles that mimic tyong’s a bit???

like would lowkey learn his raps from cherry bomb and superm’s one and listen to recordings frequently to pick up on how taeyong does it

i think he’d also just change the way he acts in general to dodge a bit from his maknae image

so now he tries to speak with a more formal-ish language and learns random facts about things you like to seem more intelligent???

“good morning y/n, you look as beautiful as one of voiello’s paintings today :]”

“wait i thought that was a pasta brand”

he’s just trying to show you he can be mature and serious if you want him to

long story short, he’s not acting like himself (not that he’s childish, he’s just out of it) and you don’t like it, so you ask about it and wait for him to feel comfortable with sharing

when he does talk about it breaks your heart so much :((

you’re going to need some patience to try and show him you’d choose him, and not your bias, even if you had the chance

they’re completely different people and you love him BECAUSE he’s jisung, not for any other reason

please reassure him so he can go back to acting like his authentic self, i think it would be such a relief for him too

your words and affection are obviously enough for him, but if it ever happens that he feels especially low and insecure again, it would help if your bias talks to him too

and taeyong wouldn’t have a problem with it

actually, scratch that, taeyong probably knew what was going on all along

he just has that motherly 7th sense (ay) that is even more acute with the dreamies cus like 

127 has him, wayv has kun, but dream has…

the dreamies

and that, my friend, is terrifying

anyway he’d come to talk to jisung asking like “what’s wrong buddy :(“ and sungie would be a bit ashamed because it sounds so silly when you say it out loud

of course tyong wouldn’t judge him, and he just really has to tell jisung what is it you and he are always talking about

it’s him

“when they come around to talk and hang out here it all goes back to you, jisungie. they can’t spend one second without mentioning your name

it’s so cute; it’s always like ‘oh jisung would love this’ or ‘jisung likes it that way’

so please be kinder to yourself and let yourself see that they’re in love with you, not with me and not with any other member they ever mention”

jisung would feel 10000000% better

and smiley

and giggly

and oh my god do you really talk about him that much

LOOK HE’S BLUSHING

would just go over to your house immediately and hug you, burying his face on your neck from behind you

and not let go

ever again

the whole situation just teaches him a lot about accepting your love for him and not questioning it 

shut up i’m not crying

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final notes: this was my first work after the humanity series and it was so fun lol i think next up is probs gonna be an ideal type scenario for ot23 (but if i really write it i’m gonna post it by subunit and its gonna be way shorter than this, don’t expect 23K words at once lmao)

if you’ve enjoyed this fic please consider reading my humanity series, which is a zombie apocalypse au with kun <3

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NCT Dream Reaction: Dating Jaehyun’s younger sister

Mark:

ok this is probably his worst nightmare

like 7 billion people on this planet

7 BILLION

and mark somehow managed to fall for his bandmates sister

he 10000% did the biggest face palm in history when he realised he had feelings for you

takes him about a year to feel even slightly relaxed in a room with both you and jaehyun in at the same time

he just feels like he broke the bro code

even though jaehyun has said to him multiple times it’s okay

he can’t relax around him for a while

eventually tho he gets over himself with a LOT of convincing from you and jae

and things become much less tense

and it probably ends up with a really nice dynamic

it’s essentially the Ross, Chandler and Monica dynamic from Friends

when mark hadn’t seen you in a while cause of work, jae would be the one to invite you over

jae would be the one to help convince management to let you visit them on tour

and he would often offer to go out on your dates so that people didn’t question it if you were spotted

he essentially does everything he can to help your relationship cause he loves the both of you

Renjun:

would really love it if you didn’t tell him

like ever

but unfortunately you have at some point

so you drag a whiny renjun to the 127 dorms to tell him

jaehyun probably only annoyed that it took you so long to tell him

he wants to know what’s going on in your life so that he can support you

however happy jae seems to be for the two you

renjun still thinks that jaehyun is orchestrating his death for the next four months

‘why do you think he wants you dead???’

‘because i’ve corrupted his baby sister!!!! everyone knows he’s protective of you!!!! why wouldn’t he want me dead???’

‘because he can see i’m happy???’

this is basically how your conversation goes everytime

until hyuck causally drops into convo that jae was talking to the guys about how much he loves that you’re dating renjun

and renjun feels like he just got a blessing from god

feels the need to see you immediately

‘HE DOESN’T HATE ME!!!’

‘thank god you realised! if only someone had been telling you that for the past few months!’

yeah he just shuts up you sarcasm with a massive kiss

not that you’re complaining

Jeno:

goes straight to doyoung for advice on how to tell jaehyun

doesn’t appreciate doyoung laughing at him because jaehyun’s going to kill him for dating his baby sister

when doyoung realises it isn’t a joke he probably freaks out

‘YOU’RE AN IDIOT OH YOU ARE SO DEAD!!! YOU’RE DATING JAEHYUN’S SISTER?’

‘huh?’ *jaehyun walking into doyoung’s room*

both jeno and doyoung just sit there staring at him

‘jeno, are you dating my baby sister?’ 

jaehyun’s eyes start narrowing as jeno’s are widening in fear

‘possibly’ *voice crack*

‘oh thank god it’s you, i thought it was doyoung for a second and i would have hated that!’

jaehyun’s laughing and ruffles jeno’s hair while jeno tries to catch his breath as his soul returns to his body

the boy’s just realised he’s not going to be murdered

‘you- you really don’t mind?’

‘no i always thought the two of you would end up together, i’m just glad you figured it out quickly’

after this jaehyun can’t help but see how much jeno’s smiles around you

and how you always seem to be in a good mood around him

and he decides that he doesn’t want see the either of you any other way

Donghyuck:

as teasing as donghyuck is

i think it would take him a while to become teasing about this with jaehyun

he just cares about you so much and doesn’t want to lose you

so he refuses to do anything that may give jaehyun a reason to take you away from him

literally goes to the length of acting as jaehyun’s personal slave for a week until jae feels too bad to let it continue

‘haechan, i’m not going to make her leave you. you don’t have to do this’

hyuck relaxes a bit after that

but i think he would be one to avoid talking about your relationship as much as possible

jaehyun probably has to find everything out from johnny

he probably pretends to switch rooms with johnny for a night just to mess with hyuck

after that it becomes a slight war

that poor you becomes stuck in the middle of

you act as a mediator for their arguments too

every so often hyuck forgets you’re jaehyun’s sister and makes a joke or something

‘sorry boys, gotta spend some time with the old ball and chain’ *wink*

‘WHAT?!?!’

‘no wait i was joking please don’t take her away from me i love her so much’ *on his knees*

jae would definitely abuse enjoy this new found power over hyuck

Jaemin:

im pretty sure jaehyun is jaemin’s favourite hyung

they have a v cute dynamic and have mentioned that they were close in trainee days

so i think jaemin would be absolutely terrified for jaehyun to find out

like properly terrified

like, when he does find out jaemin just accepts that the relationship is over, terrified

so you have to calm him down and talk to your brother and bf separately

jaemin would probably also do some nice things for jaehyun leading up to when you’re planning to tell him

such as buying him food and stuff

poor jaemin’s really bricking it

but after jaemin realises that jaehyun isn’t going to kill him and you aren’t going to leave him

he relaxes into the ultimate bf material that we all know he is

isn’t shy about showing his affection for you around jae

but always makes sure to keep it respectful

jaemin easily proves to jaehyun how much he loves you

and it takes jaehyun very little time to become so damn supportive of your relationship

it’s probably jaehyun who argues with management about letting the two of you go out in secret

so now you’ve got both your brother and boyfriend who are willing to do literally anything for you

Chenle:

jaehyun has said multiple times that chenle is his favourite younger brother

so i feel like out of all the dreamies jaehyun is probably most relaxed about chenle dating you

the one thing that does send jaehyun through the roof however

is that chenle doesn’t live in the dorms

he is at his own apartment

alone

with you

and little supervision

his older brother senses are tingling

expect phone calls from him so that he can check you two are being appropriate

and god forbid you miss a call from him

‘WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK UP???’

‘YOU HAD JUST HUNG UP FIVE MINUTES AGO!!! YOU DON’T CALL ME THIS MUCH WHEN YOU’RE IN A DIFFERENT CONTINENT ON TOUR!!!’

you end up shutting your phone off and telling him off when you get back

other than that it’s probably surprisingly chill

like even the others members are impressed with how little of a deal it is

chenle and jae don’t deliberately avoid or talk about it when they’re together, they just continue as normal

overall a nice, low pressure, casual environment

and you best believe jae is your number one shipper

Jisung:

is probably too nervous to tell jaehyun himself

makes you do it by yourself even though you wanted to tell him together

but sung hits you with the pout and big eyes while he begs you

and of course you caves because who wouldn’t

but the first time he saw jae after he found out about the two of you, jisung was contemplating moving countries

HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO ACT

he just panicked went the most formal he had ever been in his life

bowed so low so quickly he thinks he cracked his back

spoke with every formality in the book

jaehyun was watching him in so much confusion

‘sung, you know i’m okay with you dating my sister right?’

‘HUH????’

‘yeah didn’t she tell you? i’ve been rooting for you guys for like two years now’

sung looks to the side

just to see you watching him laughing to yourself

‘why would you do that to meeee?’

‘make me tell him by myself and i’m gonna get payback somehow’

huffs and pouts into the night so you make sure to give him extra lil kisses to make up for it

[nctsiren]

HYEYOUNG x JOHNNY

hyonny best couple i don’t make the rules i just enforce them

(yes i know this is a shit edit but this was requested and im excited so THIS IS FOR YOU ANON ILY)

PLEASE lmk what you think!! if u ever have any questions about them (or any of the ocs or reqs) i encourage you to send me asks! thank u loves, enjoy!!❣️

TAGLIST (hmu to join! applies to all of my ocs): @moonbeamsung @aqueenieme @atinygracie @jinsoulorbitzen12 @btshook​ 

THE BEGINNING:

hyeyoung met johnny in 2017, a bit after he debuted in 127

he came around the training center, since he had trained for so long and had friends there

he also liked to meet new trainees! he’s a super kind guy, he wants to try to be support for them, since he trained for So Long

when he first saw her he thought she was gorgeous

and vice versa, yknow. she was shy because he was a Debuted Idol AND a Handsome Man

yeah they both found each other attractive and that was. about it yknow? for a while

THEN in 2019, rumor was that hyeyoung would join an nct female unit

she was already friends with mila and lily, having trained with mila, and lily was friendly with trainees

but she started talking to the guys more, meeting them properly and getting used to them

and johnny was so .. you know how he is

she fell really quick tbh

lily noticed this QUICKLY and did what she could to make them interact and she THOUGHT she is what got them together

but johnny was texting her on the low .. he loved her the minute he had his first conversation (in person) with her

THE ~TALKING~ STAGE:

johnny is a Romantic™️ and we all know it

so this man COURTED her like a damn maiden

hyeyoung, evie, and gem: *arrive at the siren dorms and open the door*

hyeyoung, evie, and gem: ...

evie: hyeyoung who sent you twenty vases of roses

no that IS NOT A JOKE

literally an old movie romance, complete with the yearning and such

he always texted her good morning and good night

sent her coffee or tea on the low while she was training

“hello beautiful”

hyeyoung was lovestruck. she felt able to actually talk to him after a bit, and it was so easy for her to trust and feel close to him

she got shy when he did big gestures or sweet things- but it was making her fall HARD

and johnny? well he wasn’t MUCH better just more composed outwardly

our smooth, flirty bastard john ..

would absolutely GUSH about her to the members. smiling like an IDIOT at his phone

once lily said she couldn’t hang out because hye wasn’t feeling good and johnny’s heart DROPPED he didn’t know what to do

come to think of it he hasn’t gotten a text from her in a while :((

didnt she say she hadn’t had pizza lately?

and that’s how johnny ended up at the trainee girls’ dorm at 11pm with a pizza. and the dark chocolate she liked.

he watched a movie in hyeyoung’s room with her ALONE and she leaned into his side so

tbh it wasn’t a bad night

HOW HYONNY BECAME OFFICIAL:

hyeyoung was fr wondering if this would be anything

she was thinking about her career, yeah, but her heart YEARNED for him. she was falling in love with everything about him

she didn’t need the grand gestures, she just needed him

and, it probably goes without saying, but so did johnny

he stopped by her practice room with evie and gem one day

he had just finished his own practice and called hye closer to the door of the practice room she was in with the girls

cue lily practically shaking with excitement

“i don’t think this will seem out of the blue... do you wanna get dinner, sometime? as an actual date this time”

the smile she gave him nearly made poor john’s heart stop

“i thought you’d never ask” she responded, stepping on her tip toes to press a kiss to his cheek

CHEESY SMILE until jaehyun pulls him away

“howd it go, romeo?”

then they heard the girls squealing audibly and talking at the speed of light

“oh no big deal. just the most beautiful amazing woman on the planet likes me back”

NOW KITH:

the first date was literally later that night, in hyeyoung’s room, with takeout and the nicest red wine johnny could find

tbh he couldn’t wait and she was free that night

“keep the door unlocked!” - evie

the two just talked and laughed and the movie on the background was ignored

hyeyoung was used to feeling shy with people, but she was so comfortable early on. it felt right

and yeah the night DID end with them making out

with the door locked, screw you evie (johnny’s words, not hyeyoung’s)

they fell into being a couple very easily

they told the company a few months in to make life easier and surprisingly .. they were pretty okay with it, though they obviously had guidelines

they couldn’t be seen alone in public (sometimes they break that rule with masks and hats and disguises since the managers will let them sometimes)

a lot of their dates are in the siren dorms because it’s quieter and all of the girls have their own rooms

she comes around to the 127 dorms a lot

they couldn’t interact more than she would interact with the others, and absolutely no pda

((tbh with mila and lily, it’s more acceptable, since they grew up with their members, but the other three have stricter rules .. evie almost breaks them sometimes tho. and sometimes the guys will give casual, familial hugs to them))

they said they loved each other a few months in

johnny said it first, and hyeyoung said it back immediately

it was natural. they fully and truly love each other

they will 1000% percent get married, and they will do so whenever they can in the future

they want to keep their relationship quiet just because hyeyoung’s career has JUST started

but johnny wants to reveal it as soon as the company lets them because he wants the world to know he loves her with all of his heart

johnny’s parents have only met her over facetime, and they already love her. she talks to johnny’s mom a lot too

he has met her parents and siblings, and obviously they love him 

her dad is protective though since she’s his youngest daughter and his baby

johnny is still big on keeping the romance alive and planning things for her, always telling her how much he loves her, and showing physical affection

hyeyoung is a softer type of girlfriend, and she is big on quality time and expressing to him how much she loves him. 

they will never, ever doubt how much they love each other. forever type shit

HYONNYCORE

johnny and hyeyoung ARE mom and dad

especially to hyuck. hyeyoung LOVES him and thinks he can literally do no harm, similar to how she is with lily

mark used to have a crush on hyeyoung hehe but i think we ALL know he’s interested in someone else now ..

taeyong, yuta, lily, hyuck, jaemin, evie, ten, jungwoo, taeil, chenle, hendery, and yangyang are their biggest shippers. they believe in hyonny supremacy

jaehyun is OBVIOUSLY happy for his bro but he’s a chill, cool dude y’know ..

he’s johnny’s go-to though and he and hyeyoung have a very sweet friendship, jaehyun always looks out for her and makes sure she’s okay

johnny will be chill about the eventual rumors about hyeyoung and jaehyun tho because he knows there’s nothing there, and as far as he is concerned, that means that their relationship is safer without any lights on them

they aren’t jealous people (AHEM take note lily AHEM)

the two of them will still flirt with fans, and they rate each other’s flirty comments to fans

“nah, baby, that’s basic. be smoother”

“john, they literally just asked me to tell them i love them”

yeah they’re teased tho and you KNOW they are

ten is CRAZY dude he was already big on the innuendos but now .. goodness

he doesn’t step out of line tho and he’s more subtle and would never do anything to harass them (well mainly not hyeyoung because flashbacks to “i wanna have xxxx with you fatass! love you forever darling” johnten always wilding)

y’know that clip from stranger thing when that dude asks jonathan how the pull out was... “the couch”. yeah. stuff like that from ten

hyuck doesn’t tease them much surprisingly! because again. mom and dad

i can sum up mark in a single sentence:

“you guys are, like, perfect for each other, y’know? i’m happy for you guys, seriously.”

yuta teases sometimes, but chenji is RUTHLESS

if hyonny even looks at each other they’re like OOOOO HEHE GET A ROOM

most of wayv is .. well .. we know how wayv is

taeyong is so warm to them about it all and it’s super sweet. taeil loves them together and is unintentionally funny saying things about young people and love

the girls are PROTECTIVE of hyeyoung even tho they know johnny is perfect for her

lily is in a permanent state of trying to square up with johnny and hyeyoung thinks it’s funny

they have great reception overall, everyone loves them

sm family loves them TOO and heechul is the REAL captain of their fan club and red velvet as a whole loves them together 

do you know how many times they hear “awwwh cute!” 

spoiler: it’s a lot

GOD the two try to help lily with her love life and she hates it

they’ll end up trying to help everyone but lily is their focus

they have lots of couple-isms

“baby” “love” “honey” stuff like that

they have inside jokes

SO MANY PICTURES OF EACH OTHER

fashionable ass couple

he watches old films with her 

they’re the type of couple to slow dance in the middle of the kitchen

they both know like. they know what the other would order from where, what to do for them after a long/hard day

she knows how to make his coffee perfectly

johnny knows what temperature she likes her baths/showers and what wine she’ll enjoy most

hyeyoung knows where johnny’s back is most tense and his slight change in posture when he needs a massage

they know each other’s style, and they surprise each other with little gifts

they basically know each other like the back of their hand. two halves of the same whole

[moonlightdreamzz]

NCT 127 — Their Black S/O Gets Disrespected By Their Friend Because Of Their Race. (Jaehyun, WinWin, Jungwoo, Mark, Haechan)

(Taeil, Johnny, Taeyong, Doyoung, and Yuta Version)

Request:👋🏾 I was wondering if you could do a reaction for 127 on how they’d react after seeing a friend disrespect their s/o for their race??? (or a friend of the s/o disrespects the member for their race, however you see fit) no rush either😘

Jaehyun:

He knew when his friends got drunk, they could get a little rowdy. Truthfully he was having second thoughts about bringing you around them in such a setting, but you were so excited. All week you had been talking about how you couldn’t wait to meet them and let them know you were his soulmate. Allow them to see you weren’t here to play him if they were having those thoughts.

It all started with a sly comment from one of the boys. You were in the bathroom, so his reaction was way different than he would realize it should’ve been.

“She’s so bad.” They said.

“Trust me, I know.”

“She got a nice ass too.”

All he did was punch his friend, clearly disgusted but appalled so much so that he couldn’t move.

“Shut the hell up.” He spoke, but quieted down when he saw you coming back.

The way he looked at you, you knew something was wrong, but it wasn’t what you assumed.

“Well Y/N, I tried to compliment you about how nice you look, but since Jaehyun doesn’t like that, I guess I’ll let you know that you need to take that hair out. It looks old.” He seethes, walking away in drunken anger.

“What did you just say? Come back here, pussy. Say it again.” Jaehyun is aflame. He knew he shouldn’t have brought you here. The fact that you had to hear that made him absolutely sick. He was two seconds away from punching him right in the back of the head before he felt your hands on him.

“Baby, calm down. Calm down.” You shush him, pressing your lips to his shoulder. “Don’t let it get to you.”

He hated this about you. Well, he hated that he couldn’t be like you. He could never ignore the negativity.”

“Come on.” You utter, taking his hand and leading him out.

Winwin:

He didn’t know why he wasn’t worried about you meeting his family. Maybe his love for you truly did blind him. You were just so amazing. The perfect woman and words really couldn’t describe the power you held over him.

As the two of you sat down, you both could sense the awkward air of the dinner table. As your boyfriend talked to his parents you slid him a text.

— You didn’t tell them I was black did you...

— I didn’t think it was something they needed to know. It doesn’t matter.

— I know it doesn’t matter to you baby, but I think it does to them. :(

“Y/N has been really enjoying China.” He speaks up after seeing your last message. He grabs your hand that was hiding from under the table and places your held hands on display for everyone to see.

“And I am so happy to be here right now. Winwin always talks about how much he misses you guys.” You add on, smiling brightly at their dull faces.

“Really? He hasn’t been home in forever.” His mother speaks.

“And don’t think we don’t know what you’re doing. We know how you black people are—always trying to use someone for money so you don’t have to get on welfare back home.”

You choked on your food immediately, unable to hold in your cough. “Woah.” You were able to breathe out. “I’m sorry you’ve been fed false truths about my people.”

“Don’t try and disrespect me in my own house. To be exact, get out.” His mother spits, and you don’t hesitate to take her advice. Mother or not your temper didn’t wait for anyone, and you didn’t want to do anything drastic.

Sicheng was always a well mannered boy who saw his parents as the greatest people he knew. Today, he was very much so proven wrong. “You guys are disgusting. I don’t even know who I’m looking at right now.” His voice shakes as he can’t believe he put you in position to hear words like those. “My girlfriend is African American, and she is beautiful. She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known and I want to marry her. I’m going to marry her.” He says with confidence. “And if you don’t apologize in the next 24 hours know you lost a son.” He finishes before storming out to run after you.

Jungwoo:

Neither of you liked parties. You both knew in the back of your mind that you would much rather be cuddled up on your couch or in your bed watching a movie or making the movie watch you.

It was loud in here, and you knew you shouldn’t have been drinking, but it had been awhile. You also knew Jungwoo had your back. The two of you had been in the corner for the majority of the body party, and for just a few seconds did Jungwoo step away to use the bathroom. A few seconds.

“Damn.” You hear a voice say.

Maybe you shouldn’t have froze. But at the same time, you were praying he wasn’t talking to you. When you feel his hand on your exposed lower back, you immediately back into the corner.

“I have a boyfriend.” You say clearly even through your tipsy state.

“Is he here? I don’t see anybody.” He’s getting closer and you can feel his breath on you. You can’t move. He’s blocking you from doing so. “Look, girls like you kill to be with a guy like me?”

“What do you mean girls like me? You don’t even know me.”

“I know you’re black. And all you black girls are the same. You come to Korea begging for this attention, but when we give it to you, you get all scared.”

You knew you had to defend yourself. You were raised to do so. But Jungwoo got to him first. He pushes the guy on the ground and he’s obviously drunk because he doesn’t even try to fight back. He hit the floor hard too as it grabbed everyone’s attention.

“Baby are you okay?” He questions as he cups your face into his hands, kissing your gently.

“I wanna leave.” You whisper, tears dripping from your cheeks from the fear you didn’t realize you had experienced. “Don’t worry about him just take me home please.”

“Okay okay.” He assures. He so badly wants to beat the shit out of the piece of shit who just ruined your night, but he knows every tone of your voice. He knows you really don’t want him to do anything. You just want him.

Mark:

As bad as it was, you and Mark were eachother’s only friends. He had people who he would communicate with from time to time, but in his eyes, a friend was someone who you trusted with your whole being. You were that person for him and quite frankly he didn’t need anyone else.

Of course he wanted to see his friends in Canada. He hadn’t seen them in too long, and he can remember all the good times. Subways with the boys, school with the boys, they were his boys. Secretly, the two of you met up in Vancouver where SuperM was touring and of course he brought you with him to meet up with his friends. He trusted them enough to not accidentally mention any details of you being there, and he would be sure to remind them 1000x anyway.

Everything was okay. His friends were telling you about all of the crazy things he used to do—say.

“You know it’s crazy. I never would’ve thought Mark would be dating a black girl.” One of them said. It made you uncomfortable, and you unconsciously leaned into your boyfriends hold, but you had hopes that he would clean it up. In some way shape or form, you wanted that to happen.

“Why do you say that?” Mark says in confusion.

“I don’t know. I just feel like you could do better. Like at least get a white girl and secure the bag bro.” He jokes, but Mark isn’t laughing. Your boyfriend was not one to mess with when he was pissed off and it was very clear right now. Especially when it came to you did he not play.

“I promise you that Mark did indeed secure the bag with me, honey.” You chuckle knowing he woke the beast.

“The fact that you just said that dumb shit to me, infront of my girl is proof that I should smack the shit out of you right now. I swear to God.” Mark seethes. He’s standing up now, but you can tell he’s fighting saying so many more things.

“Aye chill, Mark. He was just joking.”

“Is anybody laughing? Because I’m not. She’s not. Apologize.”

“What? For a joke?”

“Apologize.” He says in a low voice.

“I’m—I’m sorry.” He stumbles, and right after is Mark taking your hand and leading you out of the restaurant.

Haechan:

It was obvious that they were trying very hard to impress you. The overly loud rap music. The slang that they were throwing at you in hopes that you would see them in...you didn’t know what. But you didn’t mind. It was better than being rude to you. At the same time though, you couldn’t help but to think that this was Haechan’s idea. That he told them to act a little more seasoned for your arrival.

“Haechan.” You questioned quietely as his friends were rowdy and couldn’t hear you. “Did you tell them to do this?”

“What do you mean?”

“Never mind.” You say, and you can tell he wants to hear more, but doesn’t press on the issue further.

“So Y/N, what’s it like being black?” One of them asks over the loud music. “Like how does it feel?”

“Um...I don’t know. Oppressed.” You dark humor, and your boyfriend laughs, but the guy doesn’t seem impressed.

“This is what I don’t understand about you guys. I mean, even with the black lives matter stuff. I feel like y’all want to be oppressed.”

“Me knowing that as a black woman I’m oppressed does not equal me wanting to be. As people of color we all have our own issues and we would be extremely stupid to try to ignore these factors just because we don’t want it to be that way. Me and my people have targets on our backs whether we like it or not.”

“And you of all people should understand that.” Haechan adds. “You’re sitting here trying to be black and look cool to my girlfriend to then turn around and disrespect her race and try to make her feel invalid for her very valid feelings. Get on the internet or read a damn book you fucking idiot. This isn’t a fairytale. You know what, Iets go baby. Can’t believe this shit.” He spits, standing up promptly.

“Period.” You scoff, slamming the chair into the table on your way out.

“Were you going to ask me did I ask them to act like that?” He questions when you two get outside.

“Yes.” You admit.

“I would never. I promise and I’m so sorry all of the just happened. I’m so so sorry.”

[orion98]

1 through 170

You absolute sicko. I’ll do it

1. A few inches taller wouldn’t hurt

2. Dragon

3. Shorts and t shirt or full assassins creed outfit

4. Ocarina of time or og smash bros

5. Star Wars oc, political rant, self introspection

6. Warning: this person can be bought with food. Especially boneless chicken

7. Dnd is the only true sandbox game

8. Phlegmatic or Melancholic. Maybe both

9. Yes

10. No

11. Straight

12. Arizona iced tea

13. Dog person but my personality and habits are more like a cat tbh

14. Elf

15. Outside Xbox and outside xtra. Please check them out I love them

16. 5’8

17. Maybe Jacob? I’m pretty happy with my name

18. Roughly 160 pounds

19. I believe there are supernatural spirits but I think they’re just demons trying to deceive people. I don’t think that spirit in one’s house is actually their grandma. [see how Saul visited a witch in the Bible]

20. Space. Scary things with too many teeth exist in the ocean. Space is cool yet can still have that element of terrifying horror of endless abyss

21. Yeah

22. People looking over my shoulder at what I’m doing on my phone, people hearing what I’m listening to

23. Diurnal (that word sounds fake and I don’t believe it exists)

24. Orion obviously

25. That one star next to the moon. It’s the moon’s buddy

26. Googled it. Nope. Don’t like that.

27. Fear of heights, ocean, endless abyss, spiders

28. I think the planet naturally changes no matter what we do and while we should still take care of it, I think the planet would win in the end anyways

29. No

30. The old justice league animated movie. The one that started the animated show

31. Depends on what it is. See previous phobias

32. Like 17. In the past few years one of my cats got out and got pregnant three separate times so yeah

33. 2 because they made me answer every one of these

34. Blue?

35. Idk, a lot of the popular places don’t interest me that much

36. California

37. Hazel

38. Introvert

39. No

40. Depends on who’s asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m Kidding. Hugs

41. My mutuals

42. My family

43. No

44. No

45. No

46. Don’t have one right now. Used to have some though

47. Scratch on a chalkboard, high pitched tipping from small dogs, the roar that the camel divine beast in breath of the wild makes

48. The sound my dog makes when he’s excited

49. No

50. No

51. Right now it’s Travis willingham and Laura Bailey. They’re married so it adds a whole other layer when one is a villain and the other is a hero in full metal alchemist

52. This was asked before???

53. Like I want to make anon answer all these questions. Tired

54. Current color is fine right now

55. When I got saved

56. Anything that gets my mind off whatever is working me up. Outside Xbox, food, walking the dog

57. No

58. It means I like Orion

59. Funny, introverted, polite

60. No

61. When they don’t have anything I want to see or when they don’t act decent towards people they disagree with

62. Memes or respectful discourse

63. The kind of person who listens to you, adds onto what you say, includes you in what’s happening, etc.

64. Dogs, dragon, lizards

65. @korosensei-404 @astrofunny1337 @daphenomenal-1

66. (ง’̀-‘́)ง

67.

68. Mediator

69. Gemini

70. No. He does say hi by lifting his paw though and that’s adorable

71. Shorts and a t shirt

72.

73. No

74. My eyes are sensitive to the sun. If I’m outside during the day then I need sunglasses to function

75. No

76. Why wouldn’t I?

77. No

78. Never done either

79. The prideful attitude that people have and think they’re better than everyone else

80. Dragons

81. None

82. Helping people

83. My sister or my dad. A few people on the internet

84. “It’s living up to the expectation tbh”

85. 91

86. I don’t think so, I’m not sure

87. Yes

88. No. I have long legs

89. alexandrite

90. I would want to be a dragon but my personality is definitely a cat

91. I have no idea so I’m just gonna say daisy

92. That one McDonald’s near my church. They never get my order right

93. Not even one. I don’t like coffee

94. Read minds

95. Yeah

96. Winter

97. Maybe 30 seconds?

98. Any one of the number of discourse people who’ve decided to bully people who simply disagree with them.

99. My old youth pastor. He actually made a YouTube channel recently and I was going to make a post about it

100. Chick Fil a

101. Tennis shoes

102. LA California

103. No

104. Mercury

105. ALWAYS

106. Not really

107. No

108. How people see me

109. No

110. It’s probably in this ask tbh

111. Any math question

112. No

113. Yeah they’re cool

114. Depends. Cloudy days make it seem gloomy but sunny days blind me because it’s so bright

115. No one

116. Never thought about this so that one that can look like a dog

117. Blue. Why would I want it different?

118. No

119. Their laugh

120. Fruits

121. Sleep

122. Sky

123. Sweet

124. Either one

125. No

126. The toxic people

127. The people I’ve made friends with

128. How many pillows would it take to fight the moon

129. Always find something to laugh about after crying

130. The anon who sent this ask maybe

131. I can’t smell. It helps when I have to pick up dog poop. It doesn’t help when I can’t smell delicious foods or things

132. No

133. Computer

135. Neither

136. Lobed? Idk what this means

137. No

138. 6-8

139. Jimbo

140. No

141. No

142. Good

143. Either one. Both are great

144. Injustice and being punished for a false accusation

145. English

146. Girls

147. No

148. My height?

149. I always try to cheer people up or make them laugh

150. Bold of you to assume I want to talk to anybody

152. No. They have good quizzes but bad politics

153. Don’t have one

154. No

155. No

156. My voice

157. People examining my work

158. I’m not a liar, can’t remember any big ones

159. 127

160. Over 4,400

161. 23 in this one

162. I like almost every post I come across so it’s a lot and I’m on mobile so I can’t see the number right now

163. Idk

164. Short hair but it’s getting long and I need a hair cut

165. Idk

166. It helps people all around the world

167. Yeah

168. No

169. No

170. Yes

TL;DR? That’s fair

[caroline18mars]

Into the night - Chapter 127

She was introduced to so many people, she could hardly remember who was who, how could anyone know so many people? And know them all by name and what they did? He certainly could and he did it all so naturally, knowing a little story about every guest so effortlessly. “I hope you have someone who writes your christmas cards every year” she smiled as they walked to the bar together, his hand loosely drapped around the small of her waist where it had been all night. “You're going to be ok” she whispered as she sat down, “what? What did you say?” Jared kissed her temple looking out over his garden that was beautifully lit now and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. “Nothing..I guess I'm just surprised over the number of friends you have, and I can't help but wonder why you never told me, you were so lost when you and I met..I bet some of those bikini babes right there were more than happy to help you out back then, and even now they can't keep their eyes off you” she smirked, trying to pretend those girls didn't bother her, but they did, those girls were the vultures of the near future, when she was gone they were gonna be the ones that were gonna fill the empty spot in his bed. 

Jared saw right through the joking smile, she was thinking about the worst case scenario again “they weren't there when I needed them, everybody in LA thinks they have friends, but the minute you need them, they're not there and you find yourself talking to a voicemail all the time because sadness or grief are  terribly unsexy..so as far as those girls are concerned, they used to be convenient a long time ago..but then I got older and lost my heart for the very first time in my life” he realized he was getting lost in his memories about Charlotte again so he quickly snapped out of it because the last thing he wanted to do was talk about Charlotte, on his engagement night. “I don't think any of us ever gets over our first real love” Jordan sipped her drink “I know I never will”, Jared frowned “you never told me about him..” who was she talking about? She had told him that she only had one night stands but never a real relationship. “Oh yes I did, you even know him” she shook her head and rolled her eyes, was he for real? “my first real love is you, you idiot! You're the first guy I've been in a relationship with! And I know for a fact that I'll never get over you”. Jared's breath got stuck in his throat, there was no more tough cookie who rarely shared her emotions, this came from somewhere deep down “and I know for a fact that I'll never get over you either, not that I'll have to in the next 50 years or so, because you and I are gonna grow really old together” he breathed against her lips before he seized them in a passionate kiss that had them both out of breath and longing for more. “Mamaaaa..” Jordan felt Noah tug the skirt of her dress all of a sudden and reluctantly she let her lips disconnect from Jared's “what is it, pumpkin?” she pulled his little sticky hand away from her dress and slid off her chair to crouch down to his level. “Grandma asked if you can help me look for the candles on your birthday cake, she said they're in the kitchen” her nephew was getting a bit grumpy it seemed “I really want to have some cake, so can you please help me look for them?”, Jordan pushed his hair out of his eyes and smiled “you're a little cake-monster, you know that? Come on, I'll help you look for them” she got up a little too quick and it got her so dizzy she had to hold Jared's arm for a second before she grabbed Noah's hand and walked back inside with him in search for the candles.

Shannon came walking over to his brother “ok bro, this is it, you ready?” he flashed him a smile and handed him the little velvet box, to his surprise Jared's hands weren't trembling, he looked completely confident about his decision “absolutely!” he nodded, this was the moment he had been waiting for for so long and it was finally here,“Oh, she's back..good luck” Shannon hurried back into the crowd and signaled for the DJ to turn off the music. “Yes you can help me blow the candles, I promised you could didn't I?” Jordan only noticed the music was turned off when she stepped out on the terrace again to find all the guests staring at Jared who turned and held out his hand to her. “Honey, come here a second, there's just something I want to say to our guests before we really get this party started and finally have that cake before Noah spontaneously combusts in anticipation” he grinned. Jordan grabbed his hand and nervously smiled at him, she so didn't want a birthday speech while everyone was looking at her, “First of all, I want to thank you all for being here tonight” Jared seemed so at ease addressing all these people, but then what did she expect, he was used to the spotlights. “And I just want to take the opportunity to thank a very special person in my life, you've all had the honour of meeting my beautiful English rose tonight” he brought her hand to his mouth and kissed it “we met under some pretty sinister circumstances as you all know” his breath got stuck in his throat for a minute. “At a time when I thought I could never love again, Jordan came walking into my life, she listened to me for hours on end, she talked to me, she made me see sense again..” his voice got all raspy “over the last year she's been..my best friend, my lover, my muze, my confidant, she made all my wrongs right again”. Jordan stood there blushing furiously, what on earth was this about? “she stood by me in every step to recovery I had to take, even when she had some..troubles of her own to deal with” he continued while she nervously squeezed his hand, this was just a birthday party, nobody really needed to know all the details of their relationship or her health troubles, now did they?. “And because of that, we didn't exactly get to celebrate her birthday” he smiled and let go of her hand for a second to dig in his pocket “so I got her a little gift”, a gasp murmured through the crowd as he got down on one knee, took her hand and looked up at her. “Jordan McLeod, will you do me the honour of being my wife? Will you marry me?” he breathed, tears laced around his voice, Jordan felt like her mind blew a fuse, not able to register what he was asking or doing “what..but..I” was all she managed to say as her hand clasped over her mouth, this was not happening, this wasn't real, it couldn't be. Everyone around them seemed to hold their breath waiting for her answer, even Jared was swallowing hard by now as he pushed the black diamond ring over her finger “a rare black diamond for the most rare and most beautiful white diamond in my life..marry me?!” he looked up at her again, watery blue met watery hazel as their eyes locked. The world around her fell away and the tears rolled down her cheeks as she nodded at him, “is that a..yes?” Jared couldn't hold the tears back anymore either when she finally managed to get over her shock and said “Yes! Yes I will marry you..YES!”. Her answer was met by a loud round of applause while Jared got up and kissed her like nobody was watching “I love you, I love you so so much” he breathed in between kisses, “I love you too, I'm still in shock, I..” she giggled and cried at the same time, “Mamaaaa, what's going on?” she could feel Noah cling to her leg again, poor thing had no idea what was going on, it was as much a surprise for him as it was for her. Jared reluctantly let go of Jordan and picked up an insecure Noah “Now that your mama and I are getting married, I think there's something I need to ask you too, buddy” he smiled at the boy who stared back at him with big questioning eyes “ok, so..you know how you call your aunt Jordan mama now? And you call my mother Grandma and Shannon uncle, right?” he could see Shannon put his arm around their mother who was overthrown by emotions already “well, I'm kinda starting to feel a bit left out, so I wanted to ask you if I can be your papa from now on? I know you already have a daddy and I know I can never replace him but I would like to look after you for the rest of my life if that is ok with you? So I would like to ask you if I can adopt you once your mama and I are married so she can be your mama and I can be your papa, would you like that?”. Noah's head shot up and for a second he seemed to be wavering but then he leaned forward and locked his little arms around Jared's neck “Yes! You can be my papa now” as soon as he said it they were met once again by the crowd going mad as he kissed the boy's cheek and whispered “I love you Noah McLeod and I promise to take care of you and your mama and keep both of you safe for the rest of my life”.

”Dance with me” Jared whispered in her ear as the music started again and couples started to form on the improvised dancefloor under the stars, she willingly let him take her hand and guide her to the floor. “So my beautiful 'soon-to-be wife' I take it you like the ring” he smiled as he watched her put her hand against his chest, unable to take her eyes off the gorgeous black rock on her finger, knowing she had been caught in the act, she blushed “I just..I still don't know what to say..I love the ring..it's so special and so..” she looked for the right words to say, if only her brain wanted to function, “so exceptional and special as you?” he twirled her around and then pulled her close to his body again, swaying to the music. “How..when..why..?” she still couldn't seem to form a coherent sentence making Jared smile as they danced cheek to cheek “I've ordered the ring weeks ago, I was just waiting for the right moment to ask you! I was thinking about your birthday but with the courtcase and all..it just wouldn't have had the same effect if I had given it to you then..and I wanted to ask you surrounded by our friends and family” he whispered. “Oh really? Why? Because you were scared I would say no if you'd asked me in private” she smiled, “A little!” he grinned “you made my heart stop there for a few seconds when you didn't immediately give me an answer, I actually thought you were going to send me packing”. Jordan let her forehead rest against his chest “I keep thinking this isn't real, I keep expecting to wake up from this wonderful dream but I don't want to, I don't ever want to wake up”, he put his arm a little tighter around her waist “It's real, it's very real” he knew what she was referring to but he didn't want to think about it and more importantly he didn't want her to think about it. “We're gonna have to set a date and decide where we're gonna have the wedding..I was thinking about London” he knew the mention of her hometown would have her react instantly and it did “are you serious? London? But it's gonna be so expensive, flying everyone in and..”. Jared stopped her immediately, “so? I don't care what it costs, as long as you're happy, that's all that matters” he put her mind at ease, he meant it, no price was too high to see her walking down that isle in the city she loved so much  on the most beautiful day of their lives. “We'll see, we don't have to decide straight away do we?” she lifted her head to steal a kiss from his lips “Thank you!” she breathed, making him frown a little “for what?” he whispered at the beauty wrapped safely in his arms, the more he looked at her, the more he knew that he had made the right decision. “For wanting to adopt Noah..” she kissed the spot of bare chest between the folds of his shirt, “he belongs with us, we fought too hard for him and it was the most logical thing to do, so don't thank me, he's as much my child now as he is yours, he's our first before we have a couple of our own” Jordan knew that he was dreaming out loud but she refused to burst his bubble, so she just nodded and let him twirl her around again. “Mrs. Leto..I like the sound of that” he grinned in her hair, “whooaaa wait a minute, I'm quite happy with my own name, thank you very much” she suddenly got a bit jittery, her mother hadn't taken her father's name and she really wasn't planning on taking Jared's name, “what? But..” Jared reacted a bit nervous. “It's not that I don't like your name, I just think it's a little old-fashioned to expect a woman to take the name of her husband, Kirsten took James' last name when they got married..ok wait..what I'm really trying to say is that I don't want to take your name and live out of your pocket like she did..I want to keep on working if I get the chance to get better..I might stretch to Jordan McLeod-Leto though, how does that sound?” she bargained with him, “I like it, but I think I like Jordan Leto-McLeod just a little bit better”.

Soon as the song ended, Noah came running up to them, rubbing his eyes “I want my Yoda-doll” he said all cranky, he was clearly getting a bit tired, reluctantly Jordan let go of Jared “Ok, let's go get him then, did you leave Yoda in your room?” and grabbed her nephew's hand taking him back inside the house. “Jared getting engaged..what a joke” one of the bikini babes rolled her eyes as they sat at the bottom of the stairs drinking, “Yeah, how ridiculous was that? I mean, it's not like he's gonna marry her, that chick's gonna be dead long before she'll say 'I do', he used to be such a fun guy and now he's only interested in dead or dying chicks, oh well, he'll be on the market again soon enough”. Jordan stopped in her tracks, those two bimbos here were set on bursting her rosy bubble and it was working, she squeezed Noah's hand a little tighter in hers and took a deep breath “I'm so sorry girls, to interrupt your interesting conversation, but this dead woman walking needs to get her nephew upstairs”. The two girls stared at her in a surprised shock and slowly moved so she could get through, straightening her back she started the walk up the stairs while the two girls downstairs burst out in a hilarious giggle making her cringe. “Why were those girls laughing with you?” Noah asked as they walked in the room and he fell on the bed all exhausted, “nothing, they were just being silly” she lied, but the truth was hurting her so much and she so needed to sit down, the dancing, the emotions, the stairs, she was starting to feel it. Noah crawled under her arm and leaned against the side of her body “If you and Jared are getting married, does that mean you don't need a new heart?” he yawned as he hugged his doll, “no..I do..I do still need a new heart..anyway, how about Jared adopting you, huh? That was amazing, wasn't it?” she quickly changed the subject to something positive. “Yes, I have a papa  and a mama again, that is so cool” he nodded, “I actually wanted to ask you something really important too” she tickled the back of his neck “see, it's tradition that the bride is given away by her father but since I don't have a daddy anymore, I wanted to ask if you would give me away?”. Noah's head shot up “really? Yes! Yes I'll do that, yaayy” he said all excited that he was being asked something so important.

[megsssshie]

Guess who literally needs ideas

What if i just-

[markleetrashh]

Hi!! I'm kind of new to the fandom and I'm having trouble really getting to know the members personalities. If it's not too much, could you write a little blurb about each of there personalities? If you don't want to do all the members (because dear god there's so many, rest in pieces Taeyong for having 10,000 kids), then could you do just the NCT 127 members? Thank you and I love you so much❤❤❤❤❤

aw welcome to the nctzen fandom!! hehe i hope this helps though ahh, if you want to know more go watch their nct life seasons, it's help a lot or message me!! xoxoTaeil:- awkward bun since debut but he's much comfortable now!!- quietly looks over and takes care of the younger members- he's not good with expressing himself and through words (same bro) so he tries to make up for that by always joking around and teasing the other members- his random outbursts are weird but cute- dances randomly in public one moment - and making owl impersonations- gets aggressive when playing games- won't hesitate to do the things the others call him to do- voice of an angel- ravenclaw (stated in nct life)Hansol:- really really quiet- awkward man 2.0- but still jokes around with the members too!- especially johnny & yuta- more of a listener than a talker- man from busan who forgot his busan accent- similar to taeil he isnt that good at expressing himself- which is why he probably loves dancing so much (damn his moves are always ON POINT)- i miss him sm please bring him back i can only say this much about him im sorry dnndndJohnny:- every member's no.1 supporter- very encouraging and loves to compliment them but when gets complimented he becomes extremely shy- jokes around a lot to make the others laugh- actual sweetheart who'd make your heart throb- on stage he's all manly and tough- but off stage he's actually really soft and sweet- takes care of the members too- one of the talkers in nct- man who can speak many languages- english, chinese, korean & spanish (there's more but i forgot ksms)- moodmaker of the group!Taeyong:- mom material- nags a lot at them and takes care of them like they're his real children- gets really soft towards them too- dont get fooled by his rapping deep voice because when he talks to them his voice gets all high and cute- another one who looks so intimidating on stage but off stage is a literal ball of softness- cherishes the members a lot- claims to be doyoung's enemy when in fact they're like best friends- acts like a 5 year old- randomly breaks into dances, jumps around excitedly and making weird faces- thinks a lot but doesnt show it because he doesn't want the members to worry about him- Hufflepuff (stated in nct life)Yuta:- king of being extra- really proud of himself and would take any chance to compliment himself possible- which we're not denying tho- winwin's biggest fan and supporter- loves to roast the other members- but also take care of them too- gets jealous easily- really straightforward and honest- he says anything that's on his mind- but can be a sweetheart too- kissing the camera 24/7 to melt out hearts- and giving that smile wow- sexy dance is his forte- Slytherin (stated in nct life)Kun:- looks out for the other members- really polite- laughs at everything they say- an angel- vocals that could sing you to sleep- i feel like he's actually very competitive if he needs to be? (nct life in seoul)- man i need more videos of him dkdkd sm wydDoyoung:- 24/7 done with the older members- but acts like the mom towards dreamies- mark's his ultimate bias (high five bunny)- nags and complains A LOT- whining is his thing ↑- but it's cute so-- very intelligent and quick to react- really really good speaker- another one of the talkers in nct- loves the group with all his heart- supportive of every member too- tries his best to get nct's name out there as much as he can- Slytherin (stated in nct life)Ten:- actually clueless and unsure of what the members are talking about most of the time- really funny - makes weird faces too - laughs at everything they say or do- even though he doesnt show it he cares about the rest a lot!- really polite and is an angel too- king of predebut photos and videos- one of the moodmakers too- best friends with johnny- super smol- gets shy easily Jaehyun:- smile and laughter could kill you- really supportive of the members too- takes care of them especially dreamies- also a really good speaker- he knows what to say and not - listens to the other members well- confident in what he does but still gets shy when complimented- another one who can make your heart throb at anything he does- cherishes friendship a lot- and is apparently mark's soulmate (and winwin's too hmm make up your mind jae)WinWin:- the actual baby of the group- doesnt even need to put in effort to look cute- does the cutest things- clueless too - but can be a savage if he feels like it- quiet but can be talkative if he needs to be- especially when he's nervous or scared- does aegyo just to get food- seems awkward but it'd take him some time to fully open up- and when he does he can get really affectionate and talkative- gives an awkward shy laugh whenever he doesn't know what to say- all the members of 127 treats him like the maknae- chinaline's older brother- gryffindor (stated in nct life)Mark:- golden boy with endless talents- gets nervous and shy really really easily- stutters on his words and repeats them- hesitates for a while when you ask him to do things but still does it perfectly how??- is bad at receiving compliments (same bby same)- king of reaction who laughs at everything- weird kid- when his wild side appears it's hard to control and deal with- spills out random english words- and probably jumps around like crazy- seems to always have energy- always spreading positive vibes- really easy to get along with but because he's shy it may take him time to open upRenjun:- always smiling- an angel- but towards jisung and chenle he can get aggressive- because he probably had enough of those two - looks up to the older members- gets shy easily too but doesnt make it obvious- a good speaker too- moomin's biggest fan- smol- loves teasing the other members too especially markJeno:- really calm and quiet- boring (according to jisung)- doesn't need effort to look good- more of a listener too - in charge of giving reactions too- isnt that good with his words too but he tries his best- really polite and nice- supportive of all the members- loves roasting jisung & haechan- jaemin's best friend but in mfal it was renjun hmm- sunshine who gives off positive vibes tooHaechan:- is always teasing the other members- but it's his way of showing his love to them- mark's best friend- moodmaker of the group- always trying his best- competitive- loves it when people compliments him but lowkey acts shy - actually really soft- wants the members' attention and can get really clingy- whiny too- endless jokes and weird antics just to make the members laugh- sunshineJaemin:- meme material 101- w i l d- loves teasing the other members and making them laugh too- haechan's sidekick- but when he smiles it's a different story because wow an angel??- another moodmaker too- can be loud - and can also be really chill - very easy to get along with and is extremely friendly- tries his best to show off his talents- i miss him sm please give updates thank youChenle:- iconic dolpin laughter- extremely wild and loud- seems to be happy 24/7- laughs at everything too- jisung's number one hypeman- takes every moment to compliment himself too- can be a savage too - loves teasing mark- looks up to the older members- open minded and easy to communicate with- fun to be with too- gets shy but always laughs it offJisung:- clueless and gets flustered and scared of/at the littlest things- still shy when he talks but it's better now- good with his words- especially making fun if the older members- yaja time's his favourite time- chenle's best friend- looks up to the other members too- quiet too but when asked to do things he would do it- pure child- grows very quickly- is pretty laidback and relaxed most of the timeoh my this is so long im sorry

[eatgraypes]

✩ Prompts ✩

Feel free to request any of these to any character / person. You can request more than one, for example; #4 and #36.

1. “Fuck, s/he’s got me wrapped around her/his finger. I love them so much, ugh, I just… They’re the best thing to happen to me.” “That so?” “How long- uh, how long were you standing there?”

2. “I could kiss you!” “What’s stopping you?”

3. “You’re so fucking full of yourself.” “Soon you’ll be too,”

4. “Dickhead.” “Actually, my dick is in my pants and not on my head. If you don’t believe me you can come and check it yourself.”

5. “Go fuck yourself.” “/in a different language/ I’d rather you do that.”

6. “I’m flirting with you.”

7. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you say or do something stupid, you have to put a dollar in it.”

8. “If you die, I’m going to kill you.”

9. “Marry me?”

10. “Clearly our child would have my looks.”

11. “Is that a challenge?”

12. “Is that /name/’s jacket?”

13. “I’ve never seen someone so red before.”

14. “Please, don’t cry.”

15. “Is there a problem?”

16. “I’m sorry, what were you saying? I got lost in your eyes,”

17. “I’m pregnant.”

18. “I think we should have another.”

19. “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”

20. “Shut up!” “I was just breathing!”

21. “This was a mistake.”

22. “I loved you, asshole!”

23. “That’s so stupid. Do it.”

24. “You sure you’re not the bad guy?”

25. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

26. “Are you hitting on her for me?”

27. “Are they… Are they fucking in my bedroom?”

28. “Can I kiss you?”

29. “Do you ever think if somebody heard our conversations, they’d lock us up?”

30. “Stop saying that!”

31. “You clean up nicely,”

32. “I look great.” “Don’t lie to yourself, that’s a sin.”

33. “Are you okay?” “Yeah, why?” “You’re wearing crocs.”

34. “Grab my hand and make it look believable.”

35. “Did you know?”

36. “Don’t go,”

37. “Gross. My soulmate’s you?”

38. “Stop smiling like that.”

39. “Eyes up here.” “Sh. It’ll get there eventually.”

40. “What are you, a fucking snake?” “Hissss, bitch.”

41. “Come to bed.”

42. “Back at you.”

43. “At least buy me a drink first.”

44. “Ah, classy.”

45. “I want a little brother.”

46. “Both of you are going to sit in this closet and either make a compromise, make out, or continue to hate each other and rot in here.”

47. “I can’t swim.”

48. Do you like me? Check yes or yes.

49. “You’re so childish.”

50. “You don’t have the fucking right to say that now.”

51. “You didn’t deserve any fucking thing I gave you.”

52. “Don’t give yourself so much credit.”

53. “Kiss me, I’ll explain later.”

54. “If the shoe fits, wear it.”

55. “How did you talk me into this?”

56. “I don’t hate you.”

57. “Did you just slap my ass?”

58. “If you weren’t my brother’s best friend your blood would be on my hands by now.”

59. “Feisty.”

60. “Who’s your crush?” “What are we, eight?”

61. “Hey, my friend thinks you’re cute.”

62. “We’re engaged!” “That’s… That’s great! He’s- a great guy.”

63. “You brought this woman into our bed!”

64. “If you keep bumping into me wearing such little clothing I don’t know how long it’ll be before I rip the remains off of you.”

65. “I’m not fucking cute!”

66. “This is wrong.”

67. “Ha! That’s what she said!”

68. “Have I entered an alternate universe, or did you just smile for me?”

69. “I’m over him!” “Are you really?” “No…”

70. “You need professional help.”

71. “I don’t deserve you.”

72. “No, no, no. Don’t die.”

73. “Just stay beside me, that would be enough.”

74. “You’re crazy.”

75. “You were flirting with him!” “My brother? That was my fucking brother.”

76. “Fuck, I feel like I’ve been hit by a car.” “You did get hit by one.” “Oh, right.”

77. “Why are we shopping for baby clothes- wait.”

78. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”

79. “I- I’m sorry.”

80. “Chill, bro.”

81. “Adorkable.”

82. “/in a different language/ Bitch.” “Google Translate told me you were talking shit.”

83. “You ran for two minutes, why are you sweating?”

84. “I don’t feel the same. I’m sorry.”

85. “Shoulda kissed me sooner.”

86. “Well, gee, thanks.”

87. “That’s hot.”

88. “Must be nice having a best friend like me.”

89. “Come over here and make me.”

90. “We can’t work with eachother, he’s impulsive!” “She’s incorrigible!”

91. “For once, we can agree on something.”

92. “You’re not the jackass I thought you were.”

93. “Careful waving that around!”

94. “I’m over it if you’re over it.”

95. “I love him, but he’s getting married.”

96. “I love her, but she’s getting married.”

97. “Since when could you sing?”

98. “Your ego is so big, I can see it grow.”

99. “Aren’t you a little ray of sunshine this morning.”

100. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.”

101. “Y/N, why is your tongue purple?” “I had a blue slurpee.” “And I had a red one.” ( a friend asked y/n and y/n had a blue slurpee and character of choice had a red one )

102. “Fuck me,” “...” “Sorry, I meant ‘fight me,’ Damn autocorrect.” “This is a verbal conversation.”

103. “I’m going to Taco Bell, want anything?” “For Y/N to love me.” “Yeah, I’ve only got twelve dollars.”

104. “Say something nice and be yourself.” “Which? I can’t do both.”

105. “Can you answer questions without the sarcasm?” “Can you answer questions without the stupidity?”

106. “You from Heaven?” “Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died twenty years ago, just like that pickup line.”

107. “Fuck you.” “Was that an insult or a to-do-list?”

108. “Darn.” “Hey, I’m upset too but watch the fucking language.”

109. “Hey, I’m /name/ and you are?” “Questioning my sexuality.”

110. “Why are you following me?” “My mom told me to follow my dreams.”

111. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?”

112. “I’m cold.” “Well, damn, I can’t control the weather!”

113. “I’d tell you to go to hell, but I don’t want to see you there.”

114. “It hurts to see you with someone else.”

115. “You must be Jamaican, ‘cause Jamaican me crazy.”

116. “Quit with the fucking pickup lines.”

117. “That guy over there bought you a drink.” “Really? I already had one. Do you think he can buy me mozzarella sticks instead?”

118. “I have a permit.” “This just says ‘I do whatever I want.’”

119. “You want to go there?” “Oh, I went there, bought a house, moved in, and now I’m remodeling the kitchen.”

120. “I’m going to charge you for hurting my feelings, three bucks a minute.”

121. “I must be in Hell.” “Actually, it’s America. But don’t worry, a lot of people make that mistake.”

122. “What’s your problem?”

123. “We need to think straight.” “Well, shit, bye guys.”

124. “I fucking hate you!”

125. “No, get away from me.”

126. “God, I fucking love you.”

127. “Leave!”

128. “It doesn’t matter what they say.”

129. “Let’s raise a glass!”

130. “The thought of you scares me.”

131. “Thanks, that’d be twenty dollars.”

132. “Was that supposed to be charming?”

133. “I’d like you a lot more if your mouth wasn’t running a million miles a minute.”

134. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it!”

135. “I just want to go to one party, one party, where you aren’t trying to get me home as soon as possible.”

136. “We’ve been married for ten years, had a child, and I’m still addicted to you.”

137. “Aw, you had a crush on me!” “We’re married.”

138. “I’m torn between loving and hating you.”

139. “Pack up your shit and leave.”

140. “What you see is what you get. I’m easy to read.”

141. “How’d you know?”

142. “We’re acquainted.” 

143. “E-Expecting?”

144. “I’m pretty.. positive! Hah, get it? ‘Cause I’m pregnant?”

145. “What a fucking Goddess.”

146. “What a fucking God.”

147. “You make me want to be a better person.”

148. “Bursting through the door isn’t necessary!”

149. “Did you seriously just wipe your popcorn fingers on me?”

150. “I said no more dogs, and what did you do!? You got another dog!”

151. “I hope you choke on your own spit and die.”

152. “What’s a rubber?”

153. “Next time you’re hungover, I’m not going to hold your head out of the toilet. I’m gonna let you drown.”

154. “I’m only letting your little sibling put this God awful makeup on me because if I can impress your whole family then there’s a possibility that I can get into your pants later.”

155. “It’s really not that complicated.”

156. “Close the door on your way out.”

157. “It’s three in the morning.”

158. “I should have told you a long time ago.”

159. “Why are you helping me?”

160. “You have to leave right now.”

161. “Just trust me.”

162. “I’ve been waiting a long time.”

163. “You’re in love with her!”

164. “Come here.”

165. “What are you thinking about?”

166. “I thought you were dead.”

167. “You’re never going to let that go, are you?”

168. “Was that supposed to hurt?”

169. “I can explain.”

170. “Love is overrated.”

171. “Watch me.”

172. “I’ve missed this.”

173. “Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy.”

174. “What a nerd.”

175. “Aren’t we breaking a stereotype? I’m supposed to be following around a football player but instead I’m talking to the biggest dork of the century.”

176. “We have to be quiet.”

177. “You’re trembling.”

178. “It was you, the whole time.”

179. “Does that answer your question?”

180. “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

181. “Say it again.”

182. “No, you don’t.”

183. “Prove it.”

184. “Do you regret it?”

185. “Tell me I’m wrong.”

186. “Lie to me, then.”

187. “You’ve thought about this haven’t you?”

188. “We need to talk about what happened last night.”

189. “I never stood a chance, did I?”

190. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”

191. “Are you drunk?”

192. “I still remember.”

193. “I think about it, about you, every time.”

194. “How much of that did you hear?”

195. “What happens if I do this?”

196. “Why are you whispering?”

197. “You make me want things I can’t have.”

198. “I don’t want to screw this up.”

199. “People are staring.”

200. “How about now?”

201. “You did what!?”

202. “Fuuuuuuuck.”

203. “I need to slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.”

204. “I really felt a spark.” “I had pop rocks in my mouth.”

205. “I’m sorry, I just sneezed and liked your post.” “And commented ‘damn daddy’ on all of my selfies?” “I have the flu.”

[moonlightdreamzz]

NCT 127 — Their Black S/O Gets Disrespected By Their Friend Because Of Their Race. (Taeil, Johnny, Taeyong, Yuta, Doyoung)

Request:👋🏾 I was wondering if you could do a reaction for 127 on how they’d react after seeing a friend disrespect their s/o for their race??? (or a friend of the s/o disrespects the member for their race, however you see fit) no rush either😘

Taeil:

You were already quite nervous about meeting Taeil’s friends just because they were older, and older people in Korea tended to be more old fashioned when it came to dating. Your boyfriend was confident though, and assured you that everything would go perfectly.

“They want to see who’s making me so happy.” He assured.

And you believed him.

When the two of you walked into the house, you felt awkward, but you figured you were supposed to. Taeil was greeted in a frat boy manner by all of his bro’s and you tried your best to smile and wave. They all waved back, but they seemed more focused on him. And that honestly didn’t bother you as you didn’t want to talk too much, but one of the men on the couch couldn’t help but to stare at you.

“Are you always this quiet?” He questions as he takes a swig of his beer. “Because I thought black girls were loud, always snapping fingers in people’s faces.”

“What did you just say?” Taeil speaks before you can. His chest is out and it’s a sight you haven’t seen before as your relationship was usually all soft giggles and gentle kisses. “Watch your fucking mouth.”

“Stop being such a bitch, Taeil. It was a compliment.”

“I don’t think stereotyping a whole race is a compliment.” You say, rising from the couch. You snatch your purse off the floor and run out the door without any keys, so you can’t go but so far, and you have no idea if Taeil is following you.

Johnny:

He couldn’t even call them his friends. His real friends consisted of his members and back home buddies—these people were just people who he talked to from time to time at parties and such.

The two of you were trying to enjoy your bowling date when they found you. The both of you rolled your eyes, but you weren’t mean enough to tell them to leave. They were obviously drunk.

“Is this your girl, Johnny?” You didn’t appreciate the way he looked at you like a piece of food, and Johnny must have noticed as well as his hold on you became much tighter. He presses a kiss to the side of your head before answering.

“Yeah, problem?”

“No problem at all. I just want to know is it better?”

“Alright.” You say, taking Johnny’s hand and standing up immediately. You knew you only had mere seconds before his fist connected to the dickhead’s face, but he couldn’t catch a charge. SM wouldn’t stand for it.

“Let me go.” He yanks away. He knows this wasn’t the smartest thing to do, but he doesn’t give a fuck. His punches are rapid and fast, and the only thing he can hear is you telling him to stop but he doesn’t care.

Taeyong:

He hadn’t seen them in so long, and from what he remembered, they were cool people. You had been telling him recently how you wanted to branch out and meet different people to keep you company while he was gone. That’s why everyone agreed to bring their girlfriends as well.

Everything was going well until things died down. Everyone was just eating and listening to the music when one of the girls spoke up. You recognized her as one of Taeyong’s childhood friends he mentioned.

“So Y/N, I’m into the makeup buisness.”

“Oh that’s so cool.” You say, stuffing a fry into your mouth.

“Have you ever tried skin-whitening cream? I think it’ll make you even prettier than you are now. Just a thought. I actually brought some for you.” She simpers from her seat as she places it on the table, and you swallow your food, but you’re fuming now.

You didn’t do well in situations like these. You couldn’t control yourself. You were two seconds from jumping across the table and beating her ass, but Taeyong grabs the bottle. He opens it quickly before squiring it all over her. Everyone at the table is shocked—even you.

“What the fuck, Taeyong!”

“Don’t ever try my girl like that ever again, or next time I’ll let her beat your ass.” He says, throwing the empty bottle at her boyfriend. “And I’ll be beating yours at the same time. Let’s go.” He says, practically flipping the table over as he forces you up and the two of you storm out.

Yuta:

Your vacation in Japan was supposed to be beautiful, and it was. You spent everyday doing something different—but also something that made your boyfriend reminisce about his childhood here. It wasn’t in your original plans to catch up with his friends, but when they hit him up, you wouldn’t tell him that you just wanted him. He barely got to enjoy home like he had this past week and a half.

The club was jumping, you looked dangerously good, and Yuta couldn’t stop telling you in your ear as his hands didn’t leave your body until he saw his people. The two of you danced all night, and you know your boyfriend. He was trying to get lit tonight, so while he wasn’t paying attention, you snuck off to the bar to buy him a little something. Everything was fine until you felt a hand on your ass. You knew it wasn’t Yuta. It didn’t feel like him and you quickly turned around to find one of his friends behind you.

“Why would you do that?” You say with disgust. You’re trying to move out of his reach, but he has you locked in and the bartender seems to be amused.

“Oh come on, you know you like it. I know you black girls are freaky. Yuta tells us all about it—let me get some baby.”

“Please get away from me.” You whimper, heart slowly breaking at his confession. You’re pushing him away with full force before you don’t have to anymore. When you open your eyes you see the man on the ground. Yuta is rattling his hand from how hard he hit him.

“What the fuck happened.” He’s looking at you only. “Are you okay?” He questioned frantically.

“She tried to come onto me, bro. I was just trying to get a drink when she started touching me.”

“I wasn’t fucking talking to you.” Yuta spits. He can’t help himself when he kicks him in the stomach. In that time, you’ve already escaped. You have to go before you completely breakdown.

Doyoung:

He was quite afraid to be here with you, even when he trusted you with his whole heart. You were his bestfriend, his soulmate, but sometimes that was hard for others to understand. He could tell your old friends weren’t familiar with people who looked like him.

“You speak English?” One of them said.

“He’s getting better.” You answer for him. “But it doesn’t matter anyway. He doesn’t have to.”

“So does that mean he doesn’t understanding me asking is his dick small?” She laughs, but slowly stops when nobody else is.

“Like she said, I’m getting better.” He speaks clearly before chuckling in disappointment and walking away.

“Are you fucking stupid? God.” You whisper, fully prepared to never speak to her again. You wanted to put hands on her for saying something so dumb, but you couldn’t let Doyoung get away. “Baby wait!” You run.